Comments on: Caption Contest

By: Bithead

Bithead — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 16:15:22 +0000

* The remake of "Support your Local Sherrif", starring John Cleese.

By: Bithead

Bithead — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 16:06:15 +0000

Not really an entry... but given the pic, this makes an interesting tie-in

By: William d'Inger

William d'Inger — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 14:11:38 +0000

Olympic opening ceremony involves shooting down a satellite full of firecrackers.

By: radio free fred

radio free fred — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 11:47:59 +0000

New Povlov Vodka Ad (Take A Trip And Never Leave The Golog.)

By: Elmo

Elmo — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 06:22:26 +0000

Never achieving orbit, Al Gore's biodiesel rocket, gets a new lease on life. As Al's Hot Wings, on I-35 just outside of Wichita.

By: Mope

Mope — Sun, 20 Apr 2008 15:30:46 +0000

"Weapon of mass destruction? Are you daft? This is art."

By: Elmo

Elmo — Sun, 20 Apr 2008 08:24:19 +0000

Isfahan-(AFP) A U.N. inspector looks on, as Iran begins its first full power nuclear test, on Israel.

By: Bithead

Bithead — Sun, 20 Apr 2008 03:35:47 +0000

* North Korea, unable to make use of it's weapons stockpile, settles for creating the world's largest Bong.

* The only real competition to the French's TGV train

* Meanwhile at the superimposed rocket....

* The Super Bowl fireworks this year had to be redesigned, when they found out at the last minute that Indy has a domed stadium.

* That little faggot's got his own jet airplane...(Mark Knopfler)

* Viva Viagara!

* Darn kids. Don't they know this is a school zone?

* The parking lot at work quickly became a battleground, as first one person then another bought progressively bigger and faster vehicles. The argument finally stopped when Chang rode in on a motorcycle powered by five... count 'em... five... Saturn Five rockets.

By: Elmo

Elmo — Sat, 19 Apr 2008 10:26:02 +0000

Come on Baby light my fire.

The last man standing ..... (after the Dems scorched earth campaign).

Can you hear me now?

By: Hermoine

Hermoine — Fri, 18 Apr 2008 23:24:16 +0000

Us Russians have a reality show, Outrun The Gun. The winners run track at the Olympics.

By: Cowboy Blob

Cowboy Blob — Fri, 18 Apr 2008 20:31:35 +0000

...and that's just the sub-woofer!

By: Support Your Local Gunfighter

Support Your Local Gunfighter — Fri, 18 Apr 2008 14:33:34 +0000

Weekend Caption Contest...

Rodney Dill fires his thrusters....

By: Hodink

Hodink — Fri, 18 Apr 2008 14:07:49 +0000

The Russian bumper crop of strawberries was found to work better than vodka as a WMD.

By: Elmo

Elmo — Fri, 18 Apr 2008 11:22:03 +0000

Who is that rocket? And why is he following me?

By: charles austin

charles austin — Fri, 18 Apr 2008 03:32:45 +0000

Today in Washington, the FAA grounded all rockets due to difficulties related to wiring inspections.