Comments on: Caption Contest

By: Suzanne Berton

Suzanne Berton — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 20:07:27 +0000

Obama: "You're thinking of quitting, I hope!" Hillary: "When donkeys fly!"

By: Elmo

Elmo — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 12:22:02 +0000

Well you might not think a donkey would be a good spokesperson, for a hemorrhoid creme? But I gotta-tell-ya when I get a pain in my ass ... I reach for Preparation H.

Hollywood's elite turn out for The Night of a Thousand Stars political fundraiser. On the grounds of Barbara Streisand's luxurious Malibu estate.

After eight years in the wilderness, Moshe Obama attempts to lead the Dems back to the White House.

By: serr8d

serr8d — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 03:49:52 +0000

It's not so much the altitude of the ears, but more so the attitude of the lips that determines the bitterness of the ass-kisser.

By: Elmo

Elmo — Sun, 27 Apr 2008 06:59:59 +0000

Why can't I just eat my waffle? .... Just let me eat my waffle.

By: Saturday Caption Contest Roundup : bRight & Early

Saturday Caption Contest Roundup : bRight & Early — Sat, 26 Apr 2008 23:12:20 +0000

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By: Elmo

Elmo — Sat, 26 Apr 2008 10:51:34 +0000

The answer my friend .... is braying in the wind.

Barack: I'm qualified to be President of these United States.
Hillary: No way dude, I'm the one who is most qualified.
Kucinich: Boo-sheet, you're all talking out of your asses.

Mommy those donkeys are staring at me.

By: John425

John425 — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 21:40:57 +0000

We've got 'em cornered and now it's time for a little grab-ass.

By: Deathlok

Deathlok — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 20:58:16 +0000

It's not really a city, just a group of little burroughs (burrows)

By: physics geek

physics geek — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 19:51:04 +0000

As the 2008 primary season draws to a close, the super delegates finally gather together to make their decision. "Moral of the story is this: 'If you try to please everyone, you lose your ass.'... why are all of you staring at me?" "Don't they look cute? Hey, I'm an ass man." "Jimmy Carter, Harry Reid and Nancy Pelosi walk into a bar..."

By: markm

markm — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 16:35:17 +0000

An AP photo discovery found while searching their archives stirs the pot again on Hillary's lesbianism. The picture, taken at an ass singles bar "Winks" clearly shows Hillary Clinton (front black ass)getting a whiff job by Huma Abedin (brown ass/whiffer). Based on pure speculation it is believed that the smell of ass brought them together.

By: Support Your Local Gunfighter

Support Your Local Gunfighter — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 15:26:41 +0000

Weekend Caption Contest...

Rodney does his best Johnny Knoxville impersonation....

By: Mope

Mope — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 15:15:13 +0000

Ain't democrats cute when they're outranged?

By: Elmo

Elmo — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 14:40:22 +0000

So many asses, so few toilet seats.

By: Elmo

Elmo — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 14:14:25 +0000

Home, home on the range
Where Barry and Hillary play
Where seldom is heard an encouraging word
And they throw pies at each other all day

By: radio free fred

radio free fred — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 01:53:20 +0000

Any Jack Ass Can Balance The Budget And Lower The National Debt...But It Takes A Elephant With It's Head Up It's Ass To Use a Chinese Credit Card.