Double dribbling? Ref are you nuts? I don't even have any hands. Where'd you park? I'll show you double dribbling on your windshield.

Air Jose proves he can dunk with the best of them, at the gay parrot playoffs.

It was this type of skill that earned Jose Parrot the multi billion dollar commercial contract with Keebler Crackers.

Jose was the first parrot in history to actually do what his master does instead of just doing what he says.

In advance of the Tuesday Indiana and North Carolina primaries, Hillary seeks a temporary suspension of the basketball tax.

On a wing and a prayer .... Hillary campaigns on.

Dribbling around pastors and rolling buses, Bwawk Obama shows he got game.

The odd part is, he's better than the average NBA player.

Putting together their Olympic team, Chinese basketball officials finally find a player who can soar above the rim.
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The Chinese coach hopes there aren't any tests for performance-enhancing crackers.
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The All-Star forward of the ABA, the Avian Basketball Association.

* Voom! (Let's see who gets that one)

* Error 105: Parroty Error

* Adventures in Parrotdise

* The object of worship of a Pollytheist

* It's a plastic bird. It's made of Polly-propylene

* the bird is the first cousin of the Polydactyl, which is a pre-historic parrot.

..Dennis Rodman takes some shots for what is presumed to be a comeback bid.

Screw it, I don't care if Kobe's open.

Apparent, John Amaechi doesn't mind a cockatoo,on or off the court!!

* The bird is from Indiana. You wouldn't understand.

I'd fly, but dunking isn't allowed in junior varsity games.

* He's good. He might even make the mynah leagues.

Paulie takes his fowl shot.

Larry Bird still has it.

I'd sooner disown my lime green parrot holding a pink basketball before I'd disown my pastor.
--B. Obama, c.2008

After the game, the coach noticed candidates McCain, Obama and Clinton were all admiring the parrot from the stands and flipped them the bird.

Polly want a thin, crisp, baked wafer?

Polly want a Shoe deal?

White Parrots Can't Dunk

Flyby poop squawking one word talking basketball dunking sunflower seed hawking.........

Kobe Bryant MVP

"If you hadn't nailed him to the rim, he'd be pushing up the daisies!"

Bithead: That parrot wouldn't VOOM! if you put 4000 volts through it.(Oh, and I liked the mynah leagues" thing)

Hillary's pinning her hopes on a black powder, single shot duel at ten paces. Barack's praying for a classic game of chicken (driving retired Flxible city buses). While Johnnie Mac strolls into the lane for an easy dunk.

I hear parrot tastes just like chicken.

Polly wanna Contract! Polly wanna Contract!

While Hillary shoots the bird to Barack in Indiana ... he's busy lighting the coals, and preparing a lemon garlic baste.

Indiana Pacer's To Replace Human Players With Birds
(I Understand.)

"After The Try Out; Bobby Knight Threw A Chair, Kicked A Nun And Fired Up The Skillet."

Now, it is time to rejoice !