* The Eyes have it.

*(Pink Floyd) Cause I wanna find what lies behind those eyes

* Wow. Ben Stein's advertising replacements.

* Don't fire until.... Oh, never mind.

* (Hall and Oates) Private Eyes, watching you

* The eyes are the window to the soul. So who figured on picture windows?

* (Monty Python) I'm averting my eyes, oh, Lord!

* (Kim Carnes) They've got Bette Davis' eyes...

* (Bruce Baum) They've got Marty Feldman's Eyes

* CBS goes mobile

* Your lips say no, but your eyes say...

* They tried, but there simply wasn't enough wool to deal with these two.

* Twin cloned brothers walk down a Tokyo street proving that all the kinks have not been worked out.

* (The Guess Who) These eyes.

* Big Brother's are watching you.

* Visine commercial "A gallon of Visine gets the red out"

* "Dude...does my eye look like I just smoked a blunt?"

Not wanting to be outdone by the Iranians (getting nose jobs to look more western) and Indiaganders (use of skin lightening cream) the Japanese show they can make an eye look more western with some simple surgery.

Recent research indicates LASIK surgery is doubly dangerous for twins.

In retrospect, maybe radiation therapy isn't the best option for siamese twins joined at the eyes.

What are lookin' at Punk!

Evolution strikes again!

Nippon Eyedrop Workers, Local #244, protest cheap Chinese imports.

Cloning experiment contaminated by squid genes.

They wonder why nobody ever notices their foot.

Hours passed before someone realized the guy on the left was an imposter.

The new Homeland Security uniforms were a bit
conspicuous.

or

Them TSA guys are sharp dressers!

Hillary's people go in search of super delegates.

Few shared the Chinese government's enthusiasm for its new Olympic torch bodyguards.

I see ...

At least they didn't go as testicles.

Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?

Who will watch the watchers?

Side effects of Visine may include ...

No. Its true. When you finally get through to a liberal and they see the world as it really is their eyes bug out.

The not so secret, secret police.

What's fun is to walk back and forth in front of them slowly while wearing something shiny. Their eyelids start to droop and then you can make the cluck like a chicken.

The Sauron party rally was sparsely attended.

Just don't make eye contact.

"The First Annual James Carville Convention."

CBS pounds the pavement for viewers.

Ocular Jocularity

* Around here, Justice isn't blind.

* Trouser snakes

* In the country of the blind....

* Together, they were cross-eyed, but they were both dyslexics, so it all worked out.

* Waiting for Nod

* Wait.. MIB's are aliens too? Since when?

* Grandma!, said little red riding hood

* They had a reputation for ordering more than they could eat.

* Aha, said the famous hypnotist... a challange!

North Korean government finds that genetic damage from nuclear materials has a plus side to it.

Obama floods the world with Agents of Change!

Since the Democrats assumed control of Congress, budget cuts for Total Information Awareness programs have taken their toll on operations.

The protest against "Retina Scan ID" starts with those most affected!

Unfortunately; the third brother got sad one day and drowned!

Some lobbyists have really big contacts!

And now for the day's most vigorous exercise...
BLINK..2..3..4..BLINK..2..3..4.

So we didn't finish lunch AGAIN!... Mom always said our eyes were bigger than our stomachs!

HEY FELLA!! Quit staring! My peripheral vision is better than you think!

Two pupils playing hooky!

Why did the Navy reject US?? They advertised for seemen!!

I know we look good, but do we LOOK good?? ya SEE what eye mean??

Don't make eye contact... maybe they won't notice us!

So.... Why do you think that LASIK surgeon referred us to the defense department??

Maybe it's a political statement. Am I the only one to notice they are two left eyes?

Obviously they're not private eyes.

What's the big eye, dear?

Eager people on Fifth Street were treated to the release of the new Eye-pod.

The new witness protection cover has been criticized for too much visability.

The Blues Brothers shift from playing by ear to playing by eye.

The new UN carbon police are stalking Kyoto for offset thieves.

What are you looking at?

I'm the one true leader of the Democratic party. No ... I'm the one true leader of the Democratic party.

In advance of Oregon's rapidly approaching Dem primary, Hillary supporters stock up on artificial tears.

Take a deep breath and hold it for a moment, then slowly exhale. Now I want you to concentrate on my watch. You are doing good, I am going to begin counting down from ten to one.

Ten ... you are drowsy ... so calm so relaxed. With each breath that you take ... you are getting sleepy.

Five ... your eyelids are heavy, so heavy. Two ... your eyelids are getting ready to close. Now they begin closing, closing ...

You talkin' to us? Then who the hell else are you talkin' to? Well we're the only ones here. Who do you think you're talking to?

Japanese version of the road game, I Spy, takes on a whole new meaning.

* they seem to follow you around the room, don't they?

We went eyeball-to-eyeball and I think the other fellow blinked!

While very popular with Earth children, Hide and Seek never really caught on on Venus.

With the sale of McDonalds to the Pan Galactic Restaurant Corp, Happy Meal toys experienced a change.

I wear my sunglasses at night ....

Obama and Clinton ... two Libs without a single vision.

The Daily Kos(sacks) taunt the Clintonistas, with an impromptu performance of Cry Me a River.

Klaatu barada nikto.

Too late, they made their "Brown Eyes Blue"

(Apologies to Crystal Gale)

I don't know Jim, that one on the left looks pretty cross to me...

When cloning just really doesn't make any sense!

HA! Made ya' blink!

I said the "Ides" of March, you doofus, not "eyes".

Yeah, you in the middle, that's right, you; it's called an OPTICAL NERVE. We've all got 'em, just not all of them proud enough to show 'em. Just put your eyes back in your head, quit staring and walk on by. Jeez! Tourist!

Katic Couric wasn't CBS' worst idea after all.

Oops, change my last to:

Katie Couric wasn't CBS' worst idea after all.

The DNC convention in Denver, opens with a rousing performance of Tchaikovsky's Dance O' the Headless Chickens.

Mmmm .... carrots.

"It's I before E except after C."

Oh, I've got such a parallax headache.

The Japanese version of "Popeye and Friends" lost something in the translation.

Arges and Brontes wonder where Steropes has wandered off to this time.

If TV screens get any larger, we'll all need digital surgery to see the big picture.

My guess is they accidentally saw Hillary naked.

They have no problem seeing the forest for the trees.

Strained by the momentous election .... some talking heads, columnists, pundits and bloggers sought a doctor's care. After exhaustively trying to read between the lines.

I can't wait to see the lips.