Comments on: Caption Contest

By: Suzanne Berton

Suzanne Berton — Sun, 18 May 2008 13:53:01 +0000

Ram tough! I'm going to ram my way to the White House.

By: Bithead

Bithead — Thu, 15 May 2008 16:45:49 +0000

Te dream of many Republicans... Hillary Clinton as a hood orniment.

By: justgroovy

justgroovy — Thu, 15 May 2008 04:57:18 +0000

How to ensure there will be hail damage the next time this baby rolls out of the garage.

Dude...like, I only dropped two tabs, but it was like a thousand bumblebees started flying around my head, man, and I saw the face of god and I started painting it on the closest thing...now my mom is gonna be pissed so-o-o bad!

By: Dyre42

Dyre42 — Wed, 14 May 2008 02:53:27 +0000

Despite recent racially insensitive remarks Da Hood continues to show strong support for Senator Clinton.

By: rodney dill

rodney dill — Tue, 13 May 2008 22:39:40 +0000

Man I shoulda checked Car Facisimile first.

By: rodney dill

rodney dill — Tue, 13 May 2008 22:39:03 +0000

On the other hand Ellen Degeneres showed some interest in a car with her picture on it.

By: rodney dill

rodney dill — Tue, 13 May 2008 22:38:16 +0000

Original owner drove for 35 years, only from the back seat and only turned left.

By: John425

John425 — Tue, 13 May 2008 21:49:29 +0000

Hmmmm...Hillary has "bumpers". Who knew?

By: Bithead

Bithead — Tue, 13 May 2008 16:44:22 +0000

*And in the back, a huge trunk, cleaverly hidden by a beige pantsuit.

Now we know what replaced "The Bitbox"

Ah, low blow.
(God, I miss that van...)

By: Bithead

Bithead — Tue, 13 May 2008 16:42:51 +0000

Hmmm. This must be a takeoff on National Lampoon's Radio Dinner... the cut "Profiles in Chrome"...

When the Democrats nominate a Pontiac GTO for the '72 Presidential election, Nixon counters by transforming himself into a car. The piece ends with America The Beautiful played on car horns

By: Elmo

Elmo — Tue, 13 May 2008 11:59:21 +0000

Zero to leading candidate .... and back again, in two years. Posh ... accept no substitutes. Now with zero down and low, low monthly payments (see your dealer for details). While some thought the gas tax suspension was rather naked politicking. Others were less than enthralled with President Clinton's prerequisite, of affixing the giant exemption sticker, on the hood of their cars.

By: radio free fred

radio free fred — Tue, 13 May 2008 03:39:10 +0000

The World's First Ego Powered Automobile (Cap The Wells The Energy Crisis Is Over)

By: anjin-san

anjin-san — Tue, 13 May 2008 03:27:12 +0000

charles austin's Hillary obsession heads for NASCAR

By: anjin-san

anjin-san — Tue, 13 May 2008 03:26:28 +0000

Now we know what replaced "The Bitbox"

By: charles austin

charles austin — Tue, 13 May 2008 02:01:38 +0000

Smile, you're on Candid Camaro!