Q: Why are you holding your balls in your hand?
A: Because I can.

While the new bottle openers proved to be great stocking stuffers, they had a tendency to make bottles foam over if handled too much.

Now we know why they had to tie the kangaroo down.

Still laughing.

* The bartender got left holding the bag

* The funny part is, my dog won't lick the bottle opener.

* The product of Russian inventor Ooja Nikabolokov.

* Yes, these are real moth balls. You should see the MOTH.

* Why they fnally outlawed picket fences in Rippem, Iowa.

* Just think; If it was a lighter, we could all yell "GREAT BALLS OF FIRE!"

* The concession stand at the Rugby match.

* All the way home, the invaders wondered why they were not taken seriously.

(Correction: Man this is embarrassing. Please delete the previous entry if you can. Thanks.)

From a stack of rejected Pink Floyd album covers.

For some reason I was thinking yo meant 'Blind Faith"

From a stack of rejected Pink Floyd album covers.