Comments on: Caption Contest

By: rodney dill

rodney dill — Mon, 26 May 2008 13:52:17 +0000

Yes Hillary, I have just the right assignment for you in my administration.

By: elliot

elliot — Sun, 25 May 2008 13:15:25 +0000

I really don't know how this thing works, I'll just have to 'wing it.'

By: Elmo

Elmo — Sun, 25 May 2008 13:15:16 +0000

Fuel ... check.
Ailerons .... check.
Navigation ... check.
Parachute .... oh sh*t!

By: Hermoine

Hermoine — Sat, 24 May 2008 14:18:30 +0000

"Yes I see you, dear. How do you look? You look small. The mountain looks big and you look small. Dear, once you land and all, please pick up some milk on your way home."

By: Caption Contest Roundup : bRight & Early

Caption Contest Roundup : bRight & Early — Sat, 24 May 2008 11:48:45 +0000

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By: Elmo

Elmo — Sat, 24 May 2008 04:21:33 +0000

Out of airspeed
Out of altitude
Out of ideas ... Eject! Eject! Eject!

Ground Control to Major Tom,
Commencing countdown,
engines on,
Check ignition,
may God's love be with you,
Six, Five, Four, Three, Two, One, Liftoff

By: RT

RT — Sat, 24 May 2008 01:33:19 +0000

The Pentagon's new punishment for deserters: turning them into unarmed drones.

By: elliot

elliot — Fri, 23 May 2008 18:36:07 +0000

I can see my house from up here. Hey, what's that strange car doing in my driveway?

By: elliot

elliot — Fri, 23 May 2008 18:34:00 +0000

Pilot to ground control, where did you say the air brakes were?

By: Support Your Local Gunfighter

Support Your Local Gunfighter — Fri, 23 May 2008 16:33:40 +0000

Weekend Caption Contest...

Rodney Dill is on air patrol....

By: Rachel Edith

Rachel Edith — Fri, 23 May 2008 15:16:11 +0000

McCain was able to dispell all myths about age and health in one fell swoop.

By: Elmo

Elmo — Fri, 23 May 2008 14:28:58 +0000

President Obama cancels the nearly complete JSF. And replaces it with the BRB (balsa wood and rubberband).

With skyrocketing fuel prices, the airlines continue to cut back on amenities.

Buzz Obama-Lightyear: to Infiniti, Lexus, and beyond.

An Air Force of one.

By: radio free fred

radio free fred — Fri, 23 May 2008 11:00:40 +0000

Yet Another Example Of Why Deregulation Of The Airlines Was A Bad Idea.

By: Wyatt Earp

Wyatt Earp — Fri, 23 May 2008 00:57:40 +0000

Karl Rove continues his controversial bald eagle hunt.

By: Deathlok

Deathlok — Thu, 22 May 2008 21:13:39 +0000

"I'm King of the World. . .. . . .Dag!