* Out-take from Michael Jackson's video, "Black or White"

* It's Pandamonium!!!!

* That Ronco Bamboo steamer really works, Sam...

* The picnic was a rousing success, except that everyone worse the same outfit.

The Rules Committee of the Democratic Party meets. Their motto? We rule without pandemonium .

Say Charlie, why is Jim sitting behind that stump by himself?

Ah, he said he was thinking of voting Obama, so I put him in time out for being an idiot.

Obama's staff misunderstood his policy of pandering to dictators.

"He could get hisself shot by June you know ..."

"My husband won in June ... and in my native tongue my name means June. So I'm running through June."

Hey! It's against the the law to "PANDA" on the streets of Boston, now move along!

....ya your right, dudes always on the shiter with a paper.....

Panda, panda, panda, panda, panda, panda. It's as though another presidential election had broken out.

I said I wanted to PANDER to the voters you idiot.

Remember when red China gave us those two pandas and the whole country waited for them to mate and have little baby pandas? In today's news climate its a panda orgy.

Actors waiting to audition for Kung Fu Panda.

Car 54, send 6 black and whites to break up a riot.

It's the durndest thing. Whey were just your normal South Dakota black bear and then we started putting the Argus in their cage. Now they are as split on color as the democratic party.

Somehow I don't think the remake of "rudolph the red nose reindeer" as a politically correct musical is going to make it.

Madame Cindy sees five sequels to Panda Fu.

Now go chew that bamboo that you chew so well.

Democrats pandering to the Asian demographic in the next California governors race.

Anybody seen Stan lately?

You gonna eat the rest o' that?

Say dude, you smell something. I wonder if Luke back there is smokin' some funky bamboo again if you know what I mean.

Republicans May Look Alike But Don't They Dress Nice?

Supreme Court Justices Chew Over Constitutional Intent.

The dawn of a sad day in libwuhlville ... Wednesday morning, November 5, 2008.

Since my baby left me, never said a word,
was it something I done, something that she heard?
You know, she left me, yes, she left me, my baby even left me, never said a word.

Since Bithead took my first idea...

"The Pander Bear poked his head out of his hole and saw his shadow, thereby guaranteeing us another 6 months of politicians bullsh*tting us."

Panda Panda Panda Panda Panda . . .Bamboo Bamboo. . .Panda Panda Panda Panda Panda

* Ling Ling, Ping Ping,Zing Zing,Wing Wing,
Ting Ting and Ming Ming having lunch together.

* Correction: Ting Ting, Ming Ming, Ling Ling, Ping Ping,Zing Zing,Wing Wing, having lunch together.

*Correcton II: Zing Zing,Wing Wing,Ting Ting, Ming Ming, Ling Ling, Ping Ping,Zing Zing having lunch together.

* Correction: They're all named "Fred".

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*The next Budwiser commercial, now that the frogs have retired.

* Panda Far.... Vulcan sex with.... Oh, never mind.

Tell them Soylent Grey is Pandas!

Ewoks in disguise as they seek to infiltrate The Empire.

Pandas after the earthquake: "WTF was that?"

"The Panda Junta & Bamboo Voodoo Club will come to order."

In readiness for the new millennia, President Obama shows his mettle with the creation of the rapid deployment Pandzer division.

President-elect Obama's cabinet hues defeatocrat true (see no Islamist evil, speak no Islamist evil, hear no Islamist evil).

Hey Willie .... whad'ya get for Christmas?
A waffle, whad'you get?
Same.