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	<title>Comments on: Caption Contest</title>
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		<title>By: Elmo</title>
		<link>http://www.outsidethebeltway.com/archives/caption_contest-299/comment-page-1/#comment-395258</link>
		<dc:creator>Elmo</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 04 Jun 2008 10:06:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Throw your hands up in the air and wave &#039;em around like you just don&#039;t care (come on party people/everybody say ho).</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Throw your hands up in the air and wave 'em around like you just don't care (come on party people/everybody say ho).</p>
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		<title>By: charles austin</title>
		<link>http://www.outsidethebeltway.com/archives/caption_contest-299/comment-page-1/#comment-394532</link>
		<dc:creator>charles austin</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 03 Jun 2008 23:36:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&quot;I, for one, welcome our new Obama overlord.&quot;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>"I, for one, welcome our new Obama overlord."</p>
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		<title>By: charles austin</title>
		<link>http://www.outsidethebeltway.com/archives/caption_contest-299/comment-page-1/#comment-394527</link>
		<dc:creator>charles austin</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 03 Jun 2008 23:33:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Pip in a pant suit.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Pip in a pant suit.</p>
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		<title>By: charles austin</title>
		<link>http://www.outsidethebeltway.com/archives/caption_contest-299/comment-page-1/#comment-394524</link>
		<dc:creator>charles austin</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 03 Jun 2008 23:32:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Hillary is clearly in the bluest of blue states.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hillary is clearly in the bluest of blue states.</p>
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		<title>By: charles austin</title>
		<link>http://www.outsidethebeltway.com/archives/caption_contest-299/comment-page-1/#comment-394521</link>
		<dc:creator>charles austin</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 03 Jun 2008 23:31:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>It&#039;s just a jump to the left...</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It's just a jump to the left...</p>
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		<title>By: charles austin</title>
		<link>http://www.outsidethebeltway.com/archives/caption_contest-299/comment-page-1/#comment-394518</link>
		<dc:creator>charles austin</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 03 Jun 2008 23:30:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I hear Spielberg is making &lt;em&gt;Close Encounters of the Third-Party Kind&lt;/em&gt;.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I hear Spielberg is making <em>Close Encounters of the Third-Party Kind</em>.</p>
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		<title>By: charles austin</title>
		<link>http://www.outsidethebeltway.com/archives/caption_contest-299/comment-page-1/#comment-394515</link>
		<dc:creator>charles austin</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 03 Jun 2008 23:29:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&quot;I&#039;m melting! I&#039;m melting...!&quot;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>"I'm melting! I'm melting...!"</p>
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		<title>By: charles austin</title>
		<link>http://www.outsidethebeltway.com/archives/caption_contest-299/comment-page-1/#comment-394513</link>
		<dc:creator>charles austin</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 03 Jun 2008 23:27:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&lt;em&gt;&lt;strong&gt;The&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/em&gt; Insane Clown Posse.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><em><strong>The</strong></em> Insane Clown Posse.</p>
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		<title>By: MikeM</title>
		<link>http://www.outsidethebeltway.com/archives/caption_contest-299/comment-page-1/#comment-394435</link>
		<dc:creator>MikeM</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 03 Jun 2008 22:22:29 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I swear on Vince Foster&#039;s grave that I&#039;ll be the most memorable Vice-Presidential nominee in history.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I swear on Vince Foster's grave that I'll be the most memorable Vice-Presidential nominee in history.</p>
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		<title>By: John425</title>
		<link>http://www.outsidethebeltway.com/archives/caption_contest-299/comment-page-1/#comment-394407</link>
		<dc:creator>John425</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 03 Jun 2008 21:53:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Hi, I&#039;m Hillary Clinton and nobody wants to recognize me. That&#039;s why I carry the American Express card.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hi, I'm Hillary Clinton and nobody wants to recognize me. That's why I carry the American Express card.</p>
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		<title>By: Suzanne Berton</title>
		<link>http://www.outsidethebeltway.com/archives/caption_contest-299/comment-page-1/#comment-393790</link>
		<dc:creator>Suzanne Berton</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 03 Jun 2008 12:53:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I made it! I&#039;m a rock star!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I made it! I'm a rock star!</p>
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		<title>By: Rachel Edith</title>
		<link>http://www.outsidethebeltway.com/archives/caption_contest-299/comment-page-1/#comment-393641</link>
		<dc:creator>Rachel Edith</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 03 Jun 2008 11:25:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>No more speeches
Or playbooks
No more candidate&#039;s
Dirty looks</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>No more speeches<br />
Or playbooks<br />
No more candidate's<br />
Dirty looks</p>
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		<title>By: Elmo</title>
		<link>http://www.outsidethebeltway.com/archives/caption_contest-299/comment-page-1/#comment-393471</link>
		<dc:creator>Elmo</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 03 Jun 2008 07:19:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Hi de hi de hi de hi
Ho de ho de ho de ho
Hee de hee de hee de hee</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hi de hi de hi de hi<br />
Ho de ho de ho de ho<br />
Hee de hee de hee de hee</p>
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		<title>By: Elmo</title>
		<link>http://www.outsidethebeltway.com/archives/caption_contest-299/comment-page-1/#comment-393294</link>
		<dc:creator>Elmo</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 03 Jun 2008 04:23:56 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>And now, the end is pretty dang near;
And so I face da final curtain.
My homie, Ill say it clear,
Ill state my case, of which I be certain.

I&#039;ve lived a life dat&#039;s full a sheet.
As Ive raced along to each and evry primary;
And more, much more than this,
I did&#039;z it my way 

Regrets, sure Ive had a few;
But then again, waaay too many to mention.
I did what I hadda do
And saw it troo without compunction.

My strategists planned each charted course;
Each careful step along the campaign byway,
But Barry, well he took it away,
Even though I tried to do it my way.

Yes, there were times, Im sure y&#039;all knew
When I bit off more than I could possibly chew.
But through it all, when there was doubt,
I ate it up and speet it all out.
I faced it all ... I stood tall, in my Fruit Loops pantsuits,
And I did it my way.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>And now, the end is pretty dang near;<br />
And so I face da final curtain.<br />
My homie, Ill say it clear,<br />
Ill state my case, of which I be certain.</p>
<p>I've lived a life dat's full a sheet.<br />
As Ive raced along to each and evry primary;<br />
And more, much more than this,<br />
I did'z it my way </p>
<p>Regrets, sure Ive had a few;<br />
But then again, waaay too many to mention.<br />
I did what I hadda do<br />
And saw it troo without compunction.</p>
<p>My strategists planned each charted course;<br />
Each careful step along the campaign byway,<br />
But Barry, well he took it away,<br />
Even though I tried to do it my way.</p>
<p>Yes, there were times, Im sure y'all knew<br />
When I bit off more than I could possibly chew.<br />
But through it all, when there was doubt,<br />
I ate it up and speet it all out.<br />
I faced it all ... I stood tall, in my Fruit Loops pantsuits,<br />
And I did it my way.</p>
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		<title>By: Gollum</title>
		<link>http://www.outsidethebeltway.com/archives/caption_contest-299/comment-page-1/#comment-393159</link>
		<dc:creator>Gollum</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 03 Jun 2008 02:26:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>She&#039;s &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.battlefieldband.co.uk/images/finished/gumbydammit.jpg&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;Gumby&lt;/a&gt;, dammit!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>She's <a href="http://www.battlefieldband.co.uk/images/finished/gumbydammit.jpg" rel="nofollow">Gumby</a>, dammit!</p>
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