Comments on: Caption Contest

By: Buckley F. Williams

Buckley F. Williams — Sun, 11 Sep 2005 02:18:32 +0000

In an effort to bring undecided Hindu voters into the fold, The RNC reveals their new mascot: Rupesh the Great.

By: Adjustah

Adjustah — Sat, 10 Sep 2005 14:50:44 +0000

*gulp* "I swear she was hot last night!"

By: Mr. Right

Mr. Right — Fri, 09 Sep 2005 20:12:03 +0000

PUBLIC SERVICE MESSAGE: For those of you not up to speed on Hindu symbols, please read this rather than misunderstanding the symbol's actual meaning in this context. Thank you.

By: Mr. Right

Mr. Right — Fri, 09 Sep 2005 20:05:23 +0000

...And if you look closely at this elephant's lower right hand, you will see irrefutable proof that all Republicans are, indeed, Nazis!

By: Hermoine

Hermoine — Fri, 09 Sep 2005 17:57:02 +0000

The Republican Party adopted a more fly elephant for the Hurricane Katrina Survivor Rave in Houston.

By: OJ

OJ — Fri, 09 Sep 2005 15:43:40 +0000

In an effort to expand on their buddhist temple successes in the 90s, the Hillary 2008 fundraising campaign reveals their South Asia mascot - Grabbing Hands.

By: Skillzy

Skillzy — Fri, 09 Sep 2005 13:50:40 +0000

University of Alabama boosters prepare their ancient ceremonial "altar of coaching sacrifice" in anticipation of Mike Shula's last season as head coach. Tide fans hold a strong belief that if they terminate enough coaches, one day "Big Al" will send their savior, the reincarnation of Paul "Bear" Bryant, who has now been dead for over 20 years.

By: Baron

Baron — Fri, 09 Sep 2005 05:17:48 +0000

Ganesh, pictured here before the ACLU sued to have the halo removed and bosom covered. In the alternative, the ACLU complaint recommends replacing the image with that of a donkey, in their view the only non-offensive religious symbol.

By: Sgt Fluffy

Sgt Fluffy — Fri, 09 Sep 2005 03:23:49 +0000

Dreams that keep James Carville up at night.

By: Lasting Magic

Lasting Magic — Fri, 09 Sep 2005 03:06:59 +0000

At her TV tirade and parade, Celine Dion changed Blame Canada to Blame Barbara.

By: Khepri

Khepri — Fri, 09 Sep 2005 01:31:10 +0000

"Confused Hindus react to the widespread looting in New Orleans" "India parades it's first nuclear weapon"

By: Brett

Brett — Thu, 08 Sep 2005 19:57:35 +0000

Orange, the new brown. If you're Ganesh, that is.

By: T. Harris

T. Harris — Thu, 08 Sep 2005 18:46:13 +0000

Rick who?

By: T. Harris

T. Harris — Thu, 08 Sep 2005 18:42:39 +0000

Blessed with four hands and rightly hailed for years as the world's greatest goalie, Siddharth "Elephant-Head" Singh rides triumphant on the shoulders of his teammates. Singh's 1,468th consecutive shutout preserved the 1-0 victory over arch rival Punjab.

By: charles austin

charles austin — Thu, 08 Sep 2005 18:28:35 +0000

"I am Homer Simpson!"