Comments on: Caption Contest

By: Chortle

Chortle — Sun, 15 Jun 2008 14:38:54 +0000

"George, you just push in the holder on one end. Remove it and toss the old toilet paper roll. Put the new tp on the holder and voila!"

By: Elmo

Elmo — Sun, 15 Jun 2008 13:38:02 +0000

Which weighs more ... a pound of feathers, or a pound of lead? Hmmm ....

By: Ingress

Ingress — Sat, 14 Jun 2008 15:12:38 +0000

"One. Don't go to war. Two. Keep my mouth shut. Learned them both from mistakes you made, Dubby."

By: charles austin

charles austin — Sat, 14 Jun 2008 14:19:26 +0000

"I hold nothink!"

By: charles austin

charles austin — Sat, 14 Jun 2008 14:18:37 +0000

"C'mon George, let's test your reflexes."

By: Hermoine

Hermoine — Sat, 14 Jun 2008 14:02:00 +0000

"The Pope's Catholic. I'm not, George. Since you're a lame duck, why don't you swim in the Vatican fountain while you're there?"

By: Jim

Jim — Sat, 14 Jun 2008 13:30:36 +0000

Angela Merkel delivers the world's first invisible wiener schnitzel.

By: radio free fred

radio free fred — Sat, 14 Jun 2008 12:42:01 +0000

"Too Many Wieners And Not Enough Kraut."

By: Elmo

Elmo — Sat, 14 Jun 2008 10:51:02 +0000

Merkel: If Europe's libs keep taking the blue pill, then I fear all will be lost Mr. President. Bush: Well Angie ... if Senator Obama becomes President, he's gonna put a half a dozen of em in each and every box of breakfast cereal.

By: charles austin

charles austin — Sat, 14 Jun 2008 00:59:21 +0000

Merkel: "I know kung fu."
Bush: "Show me."

By: charles austin

charles austin — Sat, 14 Jun 2008 00:53:00 +0000

"George, there's no basement in the Alamo."

By: charles austin

charles austin — Sat, 14 Jun 2008 00:51:51 +0000

"George, I don't have any frickin' herring, ok?"

By: markm

markm — Fri, 13 Jun 2008 12:10:33 +0000

Merkel: "Well Mr. President, it always comes back to the old pad versus tampon debate"
Bush: "I think I just threw up in my mouth a little bit"

By: Weekend Caption Contest | Support Your Local Gunfighter

Weekend Caption Contest | Support Your Local Gunfighter — Fri, 13 Jun 2008 12:01:54 +0000

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By: yetanotherjohn

yetanotherjohn — Fri, 13 Jun 2008 02:22:40 +0000

I've already explained to you a thousand times. 'I was only following orders' didn't work at Nuremberg and it certainly won't work for the head of state. So when the French raise their arms to surrender, you goose them in the armpits like this. When you can snatch the European Union from my hands, then you will truly be the leader of the free world. On the one hand we sort of owe Israel for what we did in the late unpleasantness. On the other hand, the Arabs have all the oil. So I don't know what to do either. I didn't say 'Simon says'.