Comments on: Caption Contest

By: Elmo

Elmo — Thu, 19 Jun 2008 13:59:46 +0000

Whew ..... that was real close. For a minute there I thought I was going to have too keep my word to John McCain. And accept public campaign financing.

By: Hermoine

Hermoine — Thu, 19 Jun 2008 01:29:27 +0000

Warning to gays before you take that leap. Marriage is like the Vice Presidency. Not worth a bucket of warm piss.

By: Elmo

Elmo — Wed, 18 Jun 2008 10:50:15 +0000

With the nomination in hand, the Obama campaign taxis down the runway, and awaits destiny (cue "Gonna Fly Now").

By: physics geek

physics geek — Tue, 17 Jun 2008 20:39:22 +0000

"I'm sailing! I'm sailing!" ------------------------------------ "Look ma, no hands!" ---------------------------------- "Peter, I can see your house from up here."

By: Maggie Mama

Maggie Mama — Tue, 17 Jun 2008 15:23:48 +0000

"With arms spread wide -- as if to embrace the whole country sprawling below in spectacular disorder" -- Obama the Redeemer statue can be seen all over the airways.

By: Bithead

Bithead — Tue, 17 Jun 2008 14:48:02 +0000

* It was widely felt that Obama tended to jump to conclusions. That was confirmed, today....

* No. I think I need my pogo stick for this one.

* 100,000 lemmings can't be wrong.

* It turns out, the jumper cables he was using were automtive battery "jumpers". So, he was electricuted on the way down.

* The answer to the ever present question: "And I suppose if Johnny jumped off a high diving board 10,000 feet up, you'd do it too?"

* Harold had a different understanding of what 'joining the bridge club' means.

* Top of he world, Ma!!!!

By: Reader

Reader — Tue, 17 Jun 2008 14:28:11 +0000

An ad for the new Fox prime-time show: "Sky-River Diving With The Stars".

By: Elmo

Elmo — Tue, 17 Jun 2008 05:30:25 +0000

That's one small step for Barack, one giant leap for moonbats.

And do not lead us into temptation, but deliver us from the evil Rethugs. For our creed is the kingdom and the power and the glory forever. Amen.

By: Hodink

Hodink — Mon, 16 Jun 2008 21:55:53 +0000

The swearing in was held in a new way at a new place so the sculptors could grasp the image Obama wanted on Mount Rushmore.

By: Floyd

Floyd — Mon, 16 Jun 2008 21:02:15 +0000

The California Supreme court ruled once again to legalize the impossible,so Fred decided to be the first to buy an "Unaided Human Flight" license

By: Cowboy Blob

Cowboy Blob — Mon, 16 Jun 2008 19:56:59 +0000

Daddy! Look at the size of that Gremlin on our wing!

By: DL

DL — Mon, 16 Jun 2008 18:46:43 +0000

Obama calming climate change.

By: Grewgills

Grewgills — Mon, 16 Jun 2008 18:36:03 +0000

David Blaine's latest stunt, Corcovado.

By: John425

John425 — Mon, 16 Jun 2008 17:42:24 +0000

"...for I am the Living Obama, and he that believeth in me shall have everlasting federal subsidies and eternal taxation."

By: Timmer

Timmer — Mon, 16 Jun 2008 17:13:37 +0000

Steve Perry, dejected and depressed after seeing the new Journey DVD with Arnel Pineda on vocals, belts out one last, "Should have been GONE...GONE...gone..." before ending it all.