Comments on: Caption Contest

By: Caption Contest Winners

Caption Contest Winners — Fri, 18 Jul 2008 00:21:13 +0000

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By: Elmo

Elmo — Wed, 16 Jul 2008 12:54:12 +0000

While the Dem's petroluem conservation plan proved effective. Some found it a wee bit stressful.

With Hollywood burned and blistered by the writers' strike, and SAG showing no visible sign of intelligent life. Studios are continuing to feather their fall TV lineups, with even more reality programming. Keith Olbermann is seen here trying to win an immunity challenge on the new show, Battle of the Network Pundits.

By: John425

John425 — Tue, 15 Jul 2008 18:11:27 +0000

Obama flees, refusing to "take the bull by the horns".

By: John425

John425 — Mon, 14 Jul 2008 21:19:32 +0000

Manolete must be spinning over and over in his grave.

NASCAR adjusts to the new gasoline reality.

This time the bull is seeking the trophy.

By: yetanotherjohn

yetanotherjohn — Mon, 14 Jul 2008 18:39:44 +0000

What congress has failed to recognize with all their talk about mandating improved MPG is that in some situations the MPG of the vehicle is not your primary concern.

And by getting the bull to help push, I get better gas milage than my Prius.

Don't you hate it when they take a traditional sport like bull fighting and try to appeal to a younger audience.

The rise of the Obama campaign has also improved the Shlitz Malt Liquor fortunes as well.

By: Floyd

Floyd — Mon, 14 Jul 2008 16:50:57 +0000

Darn that GPS!! Next time I stop for directions!!

By: Floyd

Floyd — Mon, 14 Jul 2008 16:46:00 +0000

GEE!!! I thought the bull would chase the rider in red!!!

By: Floyd

Floyd — Mon, 14 Jul 2008 16:44:45 +0000

As Obama races to the middle... he can't avoid taking the the "bull" with him!

By: Floyd

Floyd — Mon, 14 Jul 2008 16:40:39 +0000

Suddenly $4.00 a gallon doesn't seem so bad!

By: Floyd

Floyd — Mon, 14 Jul 2008 16:37:58 +0000

Investors seem to be willing to use ANY method to avoid what should be a Bull market.

By: John425

John425 — Mon, 14 Jul 2008 16:22:12 +0000

Hey, Barack--How's that 16 month troop withdrawal working out?

By: Rachel Edith

Rachel Edith — Mon, 14 Jul 2008 15:13:25 +0000

And then Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac got chased by the Bulls.

By: Bithead

Bithead — Mon, 14 Jul 2008 14:20:56 +0000

* Schiltz Malt Liquor sales started really picking up after this ad.

* Moral: Never trust a bull named "Fluffy"

By: elliot

elliot — Mon, 14 Jul 2008 14:17:11 +0000

From Guess the True Headlines Department:: Man narrowly escapes an angry longhorn on a moped.. Real or Fake? ...I think that's a lot of bull.

By: elliot

elliot — Mon, 14 Jul 2008 14:00:05 +0000

Steering away from a steer....