Comments on: Caption Contest

By: Caption Contest Winners

Caption Contest Winners — Tue, 22 Jul 2008 02:26:33 +0000

[...] Waffles and Chicken Stop Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now [...]

By: radio free fred

radio free fred — Mon, 21 Jul 2008 10:22:28 +0000

"Who Tore The Cover Off My New Yorker Magazine?"

By: radio free fred

radio free fred — Mon, 21 Jul 2008 10:02:58 +0000

"Get Me A Taller Security Guy, My Ears Are Exposed".

By: elliot

elliot — Sun, 20 Jul 2008 17:51:17 +0000

Barack: So, why did you want me to bring this old newspaper on the plane?
Agent: Trust me. They always forget to refill the T.P.

By: elliot

elliot — Sun, 20 Jul 2008 17:44:16 +0000

Barack: Good, I see my jet is ready and waiting for us. Agent: Uh-Oh, I wonder if he saw that "OUT OF FUEL" sign.

By: radio free fred

radio free fred — Sun, 20 Jul 2008 11:36:01 +0000

"Get Me A Taller Security Guy."

By: OTB Caption JamTM

OTB Caption JamTM — Sat, 19 Jul 2008 13:55:59 +0000

[...] Rodney thought he was the valet. [...]

By: floyd

floyd — Fri, 18 Jul 2008 21:38:04 +0000

These glasses expose the alien invasion force!!
MY GAWD!! They're all democrats!!!

By: Timmer

Timmer — Fri, 18 Jul 2008 17:37:55 +0000

Alright, I've already formed my opinion about this place, you go that way, I'll go this way, and find everything you can that supports my talking points.

By: Weekend Caption Contest | Support Your Local Gunfighter

Weekend Caption Contest | Support Your Local Gunfighter — Fri, 18 Jul 2008 16:03:23 +0000

[...] & Early Blonde Sagacity Cowboy Blob Family Security Matters Gone Rick Motel Right Pundits Rodney Dill RT WILLisms [...]

By: brainy435

brainy435 — Fri, 18 Jul 2008 15:22:31 +0000

My position? Uh, 1 min. Let's see, this policy page... column for this state... row for this demographic... Ok, I'm for it.

Wait, it's Wednesday. I'm against it. Always have been.

By: markm

markm — Fri, 18 Jul 2008 14:50:17 +0000

Security guy: "Mr Obama sir, look at the MSNBC.com advertisement on the this side of this blog page...it appears to give you five to seven favorable news stories compared to McCain's one story."
Obama: "..I AM..the chosen one...."

By: markm

markm — Fri, 18 Jul 2008 14:39:11 +0000

Barrack: "Bro...security dude...are you a product of my new "civilian national security force"??. Please show a bit more "I really want to be here" type attitude and PLEASE look this way!".

By: Elmo

Elmo — Fri, 18 Jul 2008 13:17:15 +0000

Ellwood Blues(ein) Obama: It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tanks of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses.

Jake: Hit it.

By: Caliban Darklock

Caliban Darklock — Fri, 18 Jul 2008 04:23:32 +0000

What the... this isn't Popeye's!