Comments on: Caption Contest

By: Caption Contest Winners

Caption Contest Winners — Thu, 21 Aug 2008 22:54:40 +0000

[...] Magnum Opus P.I. Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now [...]

By: Hermoine

Hermoine — Thu, 21 Aug 2008 00:34:02 +0000

"I sure hope you boys like fish."

By: Rachel Edith

Rachel Edith — Wed, 20 Aug 2008 14:38:20 +0000

"Listen up, Doughboys. The new uniform is the gray tuxedo. Fittings are tomorrow.'I shall return.' 'Remember the Maine!' 'You must do your damdest and win.'"

By: elliot

elliot — Wed, 20 Aug 2008 11:20:54 +0000

Soldier, I'll have you know that I fought in Waddle Canal.

By: Elmo

Elmo — Wed, 20 Aug 2008 09:33:05 +0000

You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the hell else are you talkin' to? Well I'm the only one here. Who do you think you're talking to?

By: Elmo

Elmo — Wed, 20 Aug 2008 09:05:16 +0000

.... and they said I wasn't qualified to be Commander in Chief.

Who's got the fishy? You got the fishy .... one of ya's gotta have a kipper for your ole bud Nils?

Ya think this Speedo makes me look short?

So Phelps has got medals, big deal. Let's see him outrace a polar bear ... underwater, under ice.

By: korim

korim — Wed, 20 Aug 2008 01:47:52 +0000

Penguin: And you thought global warming wasn't serious- the freaking polar bears are working the MGM in Vegas!

By: korim

korim — Wed, 20 Aug 2008 01:46:14 +0000

Penguin: Nope, couldn't be assigned to the US where they wear decent duds. Had to mess with my web site designer and get sent here.

By: korim

korim — Wed, 20 Aug 2008 01:38:56 +0000

Solder: Seriously dude, the last guy who laughed is swimming with the, er, fishes.

By: William d'Inger

William d'Inger — Wed, 20 Aug 2008 01:37:26 +0000

Penguin thought bubble: "That must be their winter plumage."

By: markm

markm — Wed, 20 Aug 2008 01:22:19 +0000

Soldiers: "Colonel Olav, me and the mates was wundrin..which came first, the penguin or the egg?"

Colonel Olav: "whether..uh..uhh..you’re looking at it from a theological perspective or a...uhhh...uhhh...scientific perspective, answering that question with...uhh...specificity ....is..uhh...above my pay grade"

By: markm

markm — Wed, 20 Aug 2008 01:09:59 +0000

Penguin: "WTF?!?!?...did you just call me Pingu??...NOOOOOK NOOK!"

By: markm

markm — Wed, 20 Aug 2008 01:06:44 +0000

Penguin: "NOPE, not Biden, just read it on OTB"

By: steve

steve — Wed, 20 Aug 2008 00:28:36 +0000

"Kippers. Have you seen my kippers?"

By: William d'Inger

William d'Inger — Tue, 19 Aug 2008 21:34:42 +0000

Penguin: "Oh yeah, wise guy, well your pecker can't catch fish."