Comments on: Caption Contest

By: Les James

Les James — Tue, 26 Aug 2008 22:16:52 +0000

Michelle to herself: If the ranger has to explain one more time to Barack why he can't peak up Lady Liberty's gown, I'm going to scream

By: Caption Contest Winners

Caption Contest Winners — Tue, 26 Aug 2008 01:47:11 +0000

[...] Exit Stage Left Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now [...]

By: markm

markm — Mon, 25 Aug 2008 22:17:30 +0000

Ranger: "Senator...in the VERY near future, for obvious reasons, you may want to move your brother into that house!...just sayin'"

By: Elmo

Elmo — Mon, 25 Aug 2008 09:05:32 +0000

[mmmhgh ... (clears throat)]

To dream the impossible dream,
To fight the unbeatable foe,
To bear with unbearable sorrow,
To run where the brave dare not go.

To right the unrightable wrong,
To love pure and chaste from afar,
To try when your arms are too weary,
To reach the unreachable star.

This is my quest,
To follow that star --
No matter how hopeless,
No matter how far.

By: MikeM

MikeM — Sun, 24 Aug 2008 20:51:54 +0000

"No, Senator, I don't think talking to them would have done any good - particularly as they set up their attack run from that direction."

By: pudge

pudge — Sun, 24 Aug 2008 02:16:01 +0000

"...And over there is where 'The bomb' that was dropped on Pearl...NO FRICKIN' WAY!!! I CAN'T DO THIS!! THOSE BASTARDS DROPPED 50 FREAKIN' TONS ON US IN THEIR DIRTY ROTTEN SNEAK ATTACK - YOU FREAKING MARXIST MORON!!!"

By: pudge

pudge — Sun, 24 Aug 2008 02:05:16 +0000

"Honestly Ranger Pepe, I don't find it amusing in the least that you can see my image in that wall stain."

By: charles austin

charles austin — Sun, 24 Aug 2008 01:16:02 +0000

"Yes sir, you see what Hillary's supporters did when they heard you were coming?"

By: charles austin

charles austin — Sun, 24 Aug 2008 01:13:23 +0000

Smells like Teen Spirit.

By: charles austin

charles austin — Sun, 24 Aug 2008 01:11:38 +0000

"Behold the giant egress!"

By: markm

markm — Sat, 23 Aug 2008 22:52:49 +0000

Ranger: "holy fijolaes Senator, look in the mirror...choo really are clean, articulate and a nice lookin' chico. But by choosin' Biden....choo es no tinker.."

By: markm

markm — Sat, 23 Aug 2008 22:47:38 +0000

Ranger: "As you can see here Senator, we have a graph differentiating your IQ with Senator Bidens self proclaimed IQ...his is up there..."

By: Elmo

Elmo — Sat, 23 Aug 2008 15:10:45 +0000

Behold Saint Biden (you coulda had a V-8!).

By: Hermoine

Hermoine — Sat, 23 Aug 2008 15:02:33 +0000

"Can you keep a secret, Senator? I've been living in this house for 10 years. It belongs to McCain but, lucky for me, he forgot about it."

By: Elmo

Elmo — Sat, 23 Aug 2008 14:11:27 +0000

... Senator Dorothy awakens in his bedroom, in Chicago. Excitedly telling his family and friends gathered round, of his fantastic journey.

Laughing loudly, they tell him it was just a dream. Except his uncle ... Ranger Henry, who while motioning towards the flying monkey filled sky says: "Of course we believe you, Senator".

Toto hops up on the bed, and still quite convinced that his journey was real. Senator Dorothy gives Toto a teary hug, while exhaling: "There's no place like home".