Comments on: Caption Contest

By: Reader

Reader — Wed, 27 Aug 2008 17:41:58 +0000

Drummers at the Bejing Olympics float in the air banging on the large skin surfaces, which are actually muffled to accomodate the use of a Dave Weckl track overlay dubbed "more pleasing" by party officials.

By: yetanotherjohn

yetanotherjohn — Wed, 27 Aug 2008 14:43:39 +0000

Afraid of getting a DWI ticket, but still want to show up for the noon breakfast looking like you really tied one on last night? Two little 'Pounders' pills will give you that head splitting hangover headache without a drop of alcohol. Okay, that takes care of the drums. Now what do we do about the Guinness record for trombones? Is it to late to opt for the water-board interrogation? Maybe I'm just an old fuddy duddy, but that's not how I remember 'Little drummer boy' from when I was growing up. The loving Chinese government aids the happy workers to maintain prosperous productivity levels by joyous drum beat for each stroke of the peoples oar.

By: Rachel Edith

Rachel Edith — Tue, 26 Aug 2008 14:54:31 +0000

"Well, here we are at the Democratic Convention and ... honey, wait a minute ... is that John and Cindy McCain up there banging their drum?"

By: Suzanne Berton

Suzanne Berton — Tue, 26 Aug 2008 13:30:44 +0000

Look! Pamela Anderson lost her breast implants.

By: Bithead

Bithead — Tue, 26 Aug 2008 12:27:32 +0000

* I don't wanna work.... I just wanna bang on the drum all day"

By: Maggie Mama

Maggie Mama — Tue, 26 Aug 2008 11:11:21 +0000

Kevin Drum found a novel way to introduce his new blog, Mother Jones.

By: wars gold

wars gold — Tue, 26 Aug 2008 08:21:32 +0000

Warhammer gold, as the currency in the Warhammer world, plays an important role in the economic system. The experience plays take in game kinda depends on how much Warhammer gold they have. To amateur players, they do not have much time to play the game, not even farming Warhammer online gold. So most of Warhammer players would like to purchase Warhammer gold.

By: Elmo

Elmo — Tue, 26 Aug 2008 07:13:48 +0000

Hope and Change perform their song and dance, at the Democratic convention.

And a one and a two .....

Got drums?

A long lost, never before seen Go Go's music video, of 'We Got the Beat'. Is discovered in the trunk of Al Gore's Prius.

Can you hear me now?

By: Hermoine

Hermoine — Tue, 26 Aug 2008 05:09:38 +0000

I don't want to work.
I want to bang on the drum all day.
I don't want to play.
I just want to bang on the drum all day.

By: Mike

Mike — Tue, 26 Aug 2008 04:35:40 +0000

Head towards the light Chang! Don't look back! Once were out, bang your drum towards S. Korea.

By: Timmer

Timmer — Tue, 26 Aug 2008 03:17:43 +0000

Tommy Lee? He's doin' it wrong.

By: markm

markm — Tue, 26 Aug 2008 01:48:07 +0000

Stop frame videography shows a super sweet move in the latest absurd Olympic summer game, Ginormous Chinese Checkers.

By: elliot

elliot — Tue, 26 Aug 2008 01:27:26 +0000

Hey look! There's a couple of Guda Year Blimps.

By: William d'Inger

William d'Inger — Mon, 25 Aug 2008 23:55:25 +0000

Due to a language mix up over Western comments about tentative plans for their closing ceremony, the Chinese hurriedly added a pie-in-the-sky segment to the routine.

By: markm

markm — Mon, 25 Aug 2008 22:10:29 +0000

On short notice Olympic workers had to remove a pair of giant clown noses from the closing ceremony set due to toxic chemicals used in the manufacture of the noses. When questioned, both the Spanish men's and women's basketball teams said "if you squint, you can see the tag that says made in China".