May need a little more training in his new job as mohel.

You should have thrown him back when he was this small.

Another white kid that'll cling to God and guns.

Farther Fleigal and the messiah welcome a new worshipper

"Make way, coming through, Make way!"

So you put your hands together and just talk to God?

You don't understand, I am the one who orders the ocean waters to recede.

Well yes the Bible does say "What God has joined together, let man not separate", but you need to realize I am no ordinary man. Besides, don't you think the little boy would want a sister with a permanent tan?

The reality is this big, a respectable 4 inches. Don't believe the myth.

I'm just asking why you people are so bitter?

I'm telling you and the Pastor here will agree. It is definately too late to get an abortion.

Whoa!! I really didn't know tapping your feet in the cofessional meant that!!!

"Instead of cutting the baby in two, I recommend cutting him in three, all the better to triangulate."

First, I was stunned to see the cruel/crude 'captions' that have been entered here - poor taste indeed.

My caption is: "He's not too young to start playing basketball if you get him a rubber ball about this big............"

First, I was stunned to see the cruel/crude 'captions' that have been entered here - poor taste indeed.

Very much like the 'SHOULD OLD ACQUAINTENANCES BE FORGOT' post at your blog. (Matthew 7:1)

Those playing here are usually tolerant of a wide range of views and opinions.

Obama: "..no..uh, what..uh...I meant....was that abortion...uh....as relating to children...um...should only be a procedure that...THIS IS ABOVE MY PAY GRADE. Gotta go.."

Obama: "when they are a little bit bigger than this they..um.....I gotta say ma'am, red headed step children are an area that...err...I don't have much experience..."

I'm Sorry Ma'am, I cannot change the fact that the babydaddy is Carrot Top.

"So, I was minding my own business, trying to eat my waffle, when..."

"If you've never seen a chicken come home to roost, believe me, it's not a pretty thing..."

"...it was just this big. But, don't worry, as I grew older..."

"The bread and the wine don't literally become my flesh and my blood. It's more of a spiritual reality..."

You're right, it wasn't easy. More than once I came this close to smacking the b-t-h.

Why, Bristol, what a lovely son you have there!

OK,OK, I promise to keep church and state only this far apart,as long as you deliver the votes of your congregation!

So...If I want to look sincere, I need to put my hands together like this and I don't even have to face East???

My administration will treat him about this much better than a redheaded step-child!

We want him as my running mate so that we'll have the same age spread as the Republicans.Besides he needs smaller diapers than Biden.

Father...The election is this close. We NEED for you to bless this marriage to win the gay-pedophile vote!

"When I said that I didn't want my daughters to be 'punished with a baby', I...uh...I meant to say...uh...I didn't want them to have be punished with a small baby."

OR:

"Under my health care plan, I will work to ration out the size of newborns to make sure that everyone can afford to have one of their own--and no one will get an unfair advantage from birth!"

"OK--so this is how I did it on the Ellen DeGeneres Show.... you clap on the beat!"

Frig Bill, I really can really feel your pain. We came this close to ending your "trouble".

The minister asked Obama to tell McCain he was long overdue to attend services...

* Well, before Viagara......

* So, the Chimp says to the bartender, "I'll have what HE'S having"...

* Only missed it by THAT MUCH....

* Woman to pastor: "Does he always brag this much?"

* So, say it with me now... Rubber baby buggy bumpers.

Obama: "So, now, get...this. Senator Biden yesterday walks into a...pub and says BARTENDER, gimme a hurricane"

Lemme get this straight .... you get on your knees, you put your hands together, and ask G*d for help? No disrespect Pastor, but ain't he kinda busy? I mean after all ... I am the Messiah.

Morning of November 5: I felt like I was that close to the White House.

A black, a priest, a woman, and a kid were fishing, when a trophy fish broke the line...

"Hey, we all make mistakes. Hopefully, you'll learn from this one, and next time, you'll make the right choice."

"My team designed new census colors. You guys will be Faithful Coral. Me? I'm Presidential Mauve."

"Hi Sarah. I didn't recognize you with your hair down and without your glasses and lugging your own baby yourself."

* ... ummm, no... wait... this was AFTER Viagra.

* You're not a gyneticalobamacafile are you?

* Multiple choice question: The man in the middle is a: (A) Prophet (B) Priest (C) Saint (D) Monk (E) Nun of the above

* So let me understand this: A priest gets defrocked; does a Altarboy get De-lighted?

Obama: "Salaam Alekhum, little one."

You see you take his birth certificate and we send you a registration card about this big and you send it.........

The difference between me and them rightwingnutbushmcchimpyhitlers? I see the glass as being half full.

Sing it with me:
I've got the whole media .... in my hands
I've got the whole media .... in my hands.