Comments on: Caption Contest

By: Elmo

Elmo — Thu, 04 Sep 2008 13:19:30 +0000

The difference between me and them rightwingnutbushmcchimpyhitlers? I see the glass as being half full.

Sing it with me:
I've got the whole media .... in my hands
I've got the whole media .... in my hands.

By: G.A.Phillips

G.A.Phillips — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 22:55:04 +0000

You see you take his birth certificate and we send you a registration card about this big and you send it.........

By: John425

John425 — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 19:47:35 +0000

Obama: "Salaam Alekhum, little one."

By: Bithead

Bithead — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 17:10:00 +0000

* ... ummm, no... wait... this was AFTER Viagra.

* You're not a gyneticalobamacafile are you?

* Multiple choice question: The man in the middle is a: (A) Prophet (B) Priest (C) Saint (D) Monk (E) Nun of the above

* So let me understand this: A priest gets defrocked; does a Altarboy get De-lighted?

By: Hodink

Hodink — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 14:29:57 +0000

"Hi Sarah. I didn't recognize you with your hair down and without your glasses and lugging your own baby yourself."

By: Rachel Edith

Rachel Edith — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 14:08:53 +0000

"My team designed new census colors. You guys will be Faithful Coral. Me? I'm Presidential Mauve."

By: frank

frank — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 13:47:20 +0000

"Hey, we all make mistakes. Hopefully, you'll learn from this one, and next time, you'll make the right choice."

By: DL

DL — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 13:33:14 +0000

A black, a priest, a woman, and a kid were fishing, when a trophy fish broke the line...

By: Elmo

Elmo — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 12:46:43 +0000

Morning of November 5: I felt like I was that close to the White House.

By: Elmo

Elmo — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 12:38:11 +0000

Lemme get this straight .... you get on your knees, you put your hands together, and ask G*d for help? No disrespect Pastor, but ain't he kinda busy? I mean after all ... I am the Messiah.

By: markm

markm — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 10:17:00 +0000

Obama: "So, now, get...this. Senator Biden yesterday walks into a...pub and says BARTENDER, gimme a hurricane"

By: Bithead

Bithead — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 02:44:47 +0000

* Well, before Viagara......

* So, the Chimp says to the bartender, "I'll have what HE'S having"...

* Only missed it by THAT MUCH....

* Woman to pastor: "Does he always brag this much?"

* So, say it with me now... Rubber baby buggy bumpers.

By: anjin-san

anjin-san — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 00:23:16 +0000

The minister asked Obama to tell McCain he was long overdue to attend services...

By: Maggie Mama

Maggie Mama — Mon, 01 Sep 2008 23:39:00 +0000

Frig Bill, I really can really feel your pain. We came this close to ending your "trouble".

By: Andrew

Andrew — Mon, 01 Sep 2008 21:57:56 +0000

"OK--so this is how I did it on the Ellen DeGeneres Show.... you clap on the beat!"