Palin responding to a reporter: "this old bear??...well, we were out playing some shinny and the little bugger took my last puck. That's a no-no"

VP Candidate Sara Palin pictured with the last mammal who called her a "white-trash breeder with outdated hair".

* Hehhehe....You really think Olbermann is going to give me trouble?

* Liberals find watching Palin unbearable.

* Wakka-wakka-WAKKKA!!!

* That's nuthin'.... Goldilocks had THREE of 'em...

* No... he's a BI-polar bear.

Palin works on her policy for dealing with Russia.

Qualifications? Here's your freakin' qualifications!

"They I couldn't do it from my office window."

"They said I couldn't do it from my office window."

"I had to put this on the sofa to make room for my Biden-skin rug."

Palin - "Thanks anyhoooo. I won't be needing Secret Service Protection."

"...and the trophies on that wall are from my run for Governor."

"Forget about bear or moose... here's the secret to field dressing a Democrat..."

Sarahacuda's last opponent after that election.

"...kilt her a b'ar when she was only three..."

Sarah: "Nah, this is just a small one. You should have seen the one that got away!"

Governor Sarah Palin shown with the last voracious beast that went after her children.

"You can show the next appointment in, now."

I don't know what the big deal is with this picture. Obama once thought about killing a grizzly bear.

"If you're done with your last appointment governor, Charlie Gibson is waiting."

Sightseeing is great. I did, however, mis-read the memo. It said don't forget to bring a Kodak. Silly me I thought it said Kodiac......

The real question is: does this bear wear lipstick?

Would that make it a Kodiac Moment, Elliot?

Playing off DaveD..."You can show Olbermann in now."

If I just stand very still, maybe she won't kill me.

How is Sarah likely to come out of the fight if the media keeps attacking her through her children? Just ask the grizzly when he tried to attack her children.

Grin and bear it.

Palin exhibits her position on gun control.

Just goes to show that the MSM just doesn't think before they attacked Palin.

Right on the bearskin, baby!!!!

Oh this lil thing? I bitch-slapped it for looking at one of my kids wrong...what's that? Letterman bumped me? I wonder why?

The scuttlebutt among Wasilla residents is that Todd Palin can sometimes be a bear.

Thanks for second last week - Elliot

Next!

Sometimes the Dems eat in the bare. Other times they are eaten for bear.

Sometimes the bear eats you, and sometimes you eat the bear (but no matter what, the Dems always s*ck hind teeety).

Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.

We bomb Iran at eight? Great ... I can skip artillery practice at nine then.

"Palin/Obama post-debate photo shoot"

Sarah: "Tell PETA they can kiss my "bear" butt!

"No, I haven't decided whether I keep it at the Observatory residence or in the Executive Office Building office. It depends on where I can scare the most Democrats."

Alice, you can send in the PETA people now.

Palin responds to a reporter: "no...why the hell would anyone put lipstick on a bear skin rug???. I did have a former Pastor that put whitetail horns on a snow shoe rabbit th...oops...another scandal"

The Bear! The Bear! The Bear!

Palin laughs. "Yes, I've got Hillary bagged. No one can stop me now. I only take her along to show off."

Palin says: "You know, in Alaska, we don't eat beef."

Palin and pit-bulls and bears! Oh my!

Bear - "With all this talk about such things, Governor, I just wanted to hear you say that you won't ever put lipstick on a bear."