Comments on: Caption Contest

By: Hermoine

Hermoine — Thu, 11 Sep 2008 04:34:13 +0000

Bear - "With all this talk about such things, Governor, I just wanted to hear you say that you won't ever put lipstick on a bear."

By: MikeM

MikeM — Thu, 11 Sep 2008 02:55:28 +0000

Palin and pit-bulls and bears! Oh my!

By: Suzanne Berton

Suzanne Berton — Wed, 10 Sep 2008 20:50:26 +0000

Palin says: "You know, in Alaska, we don't eat beef."

By: Suzanne Berton

Suzanne Berton — Wed, 10 Sep 2008 20:49:21 +0000

The Bear! The Bear! The Bear!

Palin laughs. "Yes, I've got Hillary bagged. No one can stop me now. I only take her along to show off."

By: markm

markm — Wed, 10 Sep 2008 11:39:07 +0000

Palin responds to a reporter: "no...why the hell would anyone put lipstick on a bear skin rug???. I did have a former Pastor that put whitetail horns on a snow shoe rabbit th...oops...another scandal"

By: Cowboy Blob

Cowboy Blob — Wed, 10 Sep 2008 02:06:29 +0000

Alice, you can send in the PETA people now.

By: MikeM

MikeM — Tue, 09 Sep 2008 21:54:29 +0000

"No, I haven't decided whether I keep it at the Observatory residence or in the Executive Office Building office. It depends on where I can scare the most Democrats."

By: John425

John425 — Tue, 09 Sep 2008 17:26:08 +0000

Sarah: "Tell PETA they can kiss my "bear" butt!

By: jerry keating

jerry keating — Tue, 09 Sep 2008 14:37:13 +0000

"Palin/Obama post-debate photo shoot"

By: Elmo

Elmo — Tue, 09 Sep 2008 11:45:03 +0000

Sometimes the Dems eat in the bare. Other times they are eaten for bear.

Sometimes the bear eats you, and sometimes you eat the bear (but no matter what, the Dems always s*ck hind teeety).

Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.

We bomb Iran at eight? Great ... I can skip artillery practice at nine then.

By: Elmo

Elmo — Tue, 09 Sep 2008 11:32:48 +0000

Next!

By: elliot

elliot — Tue, 09 Sep 2008 11:31:58 +0000

Thanks for second last week - Elliot

By: Hodink

Hodink — Tue, 09 Sep 2008 03:14:57 +0000

The scuttlebutt among Wasilla residents is that Todd Palin can sometimes be a bear.

By: Timmer

Timmer — Tue, 09 Sep 2008 00:50:10 +0000

Oh this lil thing? I bitch-slapped it for looking at one of my kids wrong...what's that? Letterman bumped me? I wonder why?

By: Moonbat Boy

Moonbat Boy — Mon, 08 Sep 2008 23:48:07 +0000

Right on the bearskin, baby!!!!