Comments on: Caption Contest http://www.outsidethebeltway.com/archives/caption_contest-323/ Online Journal of Politics and Foreign Affairs Wed, 25 Nov 2009 05:46:45 -0600 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.5 hourly 1 By: Elmo http://www.outsidethebeltway.com/archives/caption_contest-323/comment-page-1/#comment-513570 Elmo Thu, 18 Sep 2008 12:32:52 +0000 http://www.outsidethebeltway.com/?p=25176#comment-513570 Unsure if it be the late hour .... or simply just the brandy. Rubbing his eyes with consternation, Paul Revere puts down his telescope. And reaches for his trusty Magic 8-Ball. Unsure if it be the late hour .... or simply just the brandy. Rubbing his eyes with consternation, Paul Revere puts down his telescope. And reaches for his trusty Magic 8-Ball.

]]> By: Bithead http://www.outsidethebeltway.com/archives/caption_contest-323/comment-page-1/#comment-513428 Bithead Wed, 17 Sep 2008 19:26:44 +0000 http://www.outsidethebeltway.com/?p=25176#comment-513428 * Wait... Tell me why they call this a "Love Boat" again? * OK, Which one of you wants to be the anchor? * "This boat leaks", said Tom balefully. * Excuse me... is this the 'no smoking' section? * Truckboat diplomacy in action * Comon'... Everybody sing...."Row Row Row your boat....." * Sure, the FISH got away... but look what they CAUGHT!! * Major Tom: I'm floating in a most peculiar way. * Look, Mom.. a truck with a floating point processor. * Wait... Tell me why they call this a "Love Boat" again?

* OK, Which one of you wants to be the anchor?

* "This boat leaks", said Tom balefully.

* Excuse me... is this the 'no smoking' section?

* Truckboat diplomacy in action

* Comon'... Everybody sing...."Row Row Row your boat....."

* Sure, the FISH got away... but look what they CAUGHT!!

* Major Tom: I'm floating in a most peculiar way.

* Look, Mom.. a truck with a floating point processor.

]]> By: John425 http://www.outsidethebeltway.com/archives/caption_contest-323/comment-page-1/#comment-513267 John425 Tue, 16 Sep 2008 23:21:14 +0000 http://www.outsidethebeltway.com/?p=25176#comment-513267 Another boondoggle: A half-track, troop-carrying cargo kayak. Congress decided the military needs them. Another boondoggle: A half-track, troop-carrying cargo kayak. Congress decided the military needs them.

]]> By: Hodink http://www.outsidethebeltway.com/archives/caption_contest-323/comment-page-1/#comment-513123 Hodink Tue, 16 Sep 2008 15:07:27 +0000 http://www.outsidethebeltway.com/?p=25176#comment-513123 "Is there a KFC nearby? I could use me some chicken." "Is there a KFC nearby? I could use me some chicken."

]]> By: Bithead http://www.outsidethebeltway.com/archives/caption_contest-323/comment-page-1/#comment-513089 Bithead Tue, 16 Sep 2008 12:48:04 +0000 http://www.outsidethebeltway.com/?p=25176#comment-513089 The picture taken after the two most famous words in history were spoken: "WHAT truck?" The picture taken after the two most famous words in history were spoken: "WHAT truck?"

]]> By: Timmer http://www.outsidethebeltway.com/archives/caption_contest-323/comment-page-1/#comment-513064 Timmer Tue, 16 Sep 2008 03:05:33 +0000 http://www.outsidethebeltway.com/?p=25176#comment-513064 Add wings and an office chair, we can cut the Air Force. Add wings and an office chair, we can cut the Air Force.

]]> By: MikeM http://www.outsidethebeltway.com/archives/caption_contest-323/comment-page-1/#comment-513052 MikeM Tue, 16 Sep 2008 01:07:50 +0000 http://www.outsidethebeltway.com/?p=25176#comment-513052 One if by land and two if by sea. One if by land and two if by sea.

]]> By: Dyre42 http://www.outsidethebeltway.com/archives/caption_contest-323/comment-page-1/#comment-513042 Dyre42 Mon, 15 Sep 2008 23:44:08 +0000 http://www.outsidethebeltway.com/?p=25176#comment-513042 Barges? We don't need no stinking barges! Barges? We don't need no stinking barges!

]]> By: Hermoine http://www.outsidethebeltway.com/archives/caption_contest-323/comment-page-1/#comment-513041 Hermoine Mon, 15 Sep 2008 23:40:05 +0000 http://www.outsidethebeltway.com/?p=25176#comment-513041 "Actually Petty Officer, your mama hollered for us to fetch you." "Actually Petty Officer, your mama hollered for us to fetch you."

]]> By: Hodink http://www.outsidethebeltway.com/archives/caption_contest-323/comment-page-1/#comment-513029 Hodink Mon, 15 Sep 2008 21:25:14 +0000 http://www.outsidethebeltway.com/?p=25176#comment-513029 "I know. Let's sing a song. I'll start. You join in. 99 Bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down, pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 98 Bottles of beer on the wall ..." "I know. Let's sing a song. I'll start. You join in. 99 Bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down, pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 98 Bottles of beer on the wall ..."

]]> By: John425 http://www.outsidethebeltway.com/archives/caption_contest-323/comment-page-1/#comment-513022 John425 Mon, 15 Sep 2008 20:13:17 +0000 http://www.outsidethebeltway.com/?p=25176#comment-513022 First there was "port-side" and "starboard side". Who ever heard of "backside"? First there was "port-side" and "starboard side".
Who ever heard of "backside"?

]]> By: Maggie Mama http://www.outsidethebeltway.com/archives/caption_contest-323/comment-page-1/#comment-512990 Maggie Mama Mon, 15 Sep 2008 18:36:25 +0000 http://www.outsidethebeltway.com/?p=25176#comment-512990 USCG: Lending new meaning to "rolling on the river." USCG: Lending new meaning to "rolling on the river."

]]> By: Maggie Mama http://www.outsidethebeltway.com/archives/caption_contest-323/comment-page-1/#comment-512989 Maggie Mama Mon, 15 Sep 2008 18:31:45 +0000 http://www.outsidethebeltway.com/?p=25176#comment-512989 Gee, Lieutenant, where's Proud Mary? Gee, Lieutenant, where's Proud Mary?

]]> By: charles austin http://www.outsidethebeltway.com/archives/caption_contest-323/comment-page-1/#comment-512979 charles austin Mon, 15 Sep 2008 17:59:45 +0000 http://www.outsidethebeltway.com/?p=25176#comment-512979 I blame Bush. I blame Bush.

]]> By: charles austin http://www.outsidethebeltway.com/archives/caption_contest-323/comment-page-1/#comment-512977 charles austin Mon, 15 Sep 2008 17:56:12 +0000 http://www.outsidethebeltway.com/?p=25176#comment-512977 So much for row versus wade. So much for row versus wade.

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