Comments on: Caption Contest http://www.outsidethebeltway.com/archives/caption_contest-325/ Online Journal of Politics and Foreign Affairs Wed, 25 Nov 2009 02:12:14 -0600 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.5 hourly 1 By: Elmo http://www.outsidethebeltway.com/archives/caption_contest-325/comment-page-1/#comment-514716 Elmo Thu, 25 Sep 2008 12:47:03 +0000 http://www.outsidethebeltway.com/?p=25243#comment-514716 I spent five hundred million dollars of your liberal money, trying to get elected President. And now all I've got left to show for it, are these green splinters in my *ss. I spent five hundred million dollars of your liberal money, trying to get elected President. And now all I've got left to show for it, are these green splinters in my *ss.

]]> By: John425 http://www.outsidethebeltway.com/archives/caption_contest-325/comment-page-1/#comment-514606 John425 Wed, 24 Sep 2008 17:20:02 +0000 http://www.outsidethebeltway.com/?p=25243#comment-514606 Look at the bush on that ass! Look at the bush on that ass!

]]> By: physics geek http://www.outsidethebeltway.com/archives/caption_contest-325/comment-page-1/#comment-514556 physics geek Wed, 24 Sep 2008 13:23:33 +0000 http://www.outsidethebeltway.com/?p=25243#comment-514556 Chia donkey! That's a mighty hairy ass you've got there. General Motors unveils its greenest vehicle yet. Little did I know that the genie would try to screw me when I wished for "some ass and bush". Chia donkey!

That's a mighty hairy ass you've got there.

General Motors unveils its greenest vehicle yet.

Little did I know that the genie would try to screw me when I wished for "some ass and bush".

]]> By: Rachel Edith http://www.outsidethebeltway.com/archives/caption_contest-325/comment-page-1/#comment-514538 Rachel Edith Wed, 24 Sep 2008 04:44:37 +0000 http://www.outsidethebeltway.com/?p=25243#comment-514538 Boy - "This is the worst guacomole I ever had." Donkey - "Me too!" Boy - "This is the worst guacomole I ever had."
Donkey - "Me too!"

]]> By: Timmer http://www.outsidethebeltway.com/archives/caption_contest-325/comment-page-1/#comment-514493 Timmer Tue, 23 Sep 2008 22:32:28 +0000 http://www.outsidethebeltway.com/?p=25243#comment-514493 Tonight on Fox, the team on "The Fringe" investigate how the fat guy on "Lost" managed to maintain his weight. Tonight on Fox, the team on "The Fringe" investigate how the fat guy on "Lost" managed to maintain his weight.

]]> By: Suzanne Berton http://www.outsidethebeltway.com/archives/caption_contest-325/comment-page-1/#comment-514370 Suzanne Berton Tue, 23 Sep 2008 14:50:34 +0000 http://www.outsidethebeltway.com/?p=25243#comment-514370 McCain's idea of bi-partisan work on renewable energy. McCain's idea of bi-partisan work on renewable energy.

]]> By: Suzanne Berton http://www.outsidethebeltway.com/archives/caption_contest-325/comment-page-1/#comment-514369 Suzanne Berton Tue, 23 Sep 2008 14:48:55 +0000 http://www.outsidethebeltway.com/?p=25243#comment-514369 Obama's idea of renewable energy. Obama's idea of renewable energy.

]]> By: markm http://www.outsidethebeltway.com/archives/caption_contest-325/comment-page-1/#comment-514349 markm Tue, 23 Sep 2008 11:13:19 +0000 http://www.outsidethebeltway.com/?p=25243#comment-514349 OK..last go for this one: Sibling rivalry erupts on the way to market as Shaquille yells back to his brother Kobe "..hey Kobe, tell me how my ass taste" OK..last go for this one:

Sibling rivalry erupts on the way to market as Shaquille yells back to his brother Kobe "..hey Kobe, tell me how my ass taste"

]]> By: Elmo http://www.outsidethebeltway.com/archives/caption_contest-325/comment-page-1/#comment-514345 Elmo Tue, 23 Sep 2008 08:07:07 +0000 http://www.outsidethebeltway.com/?p=25243#comment-514345 Using the Star of Bethlehem as his guide, Ahmadinejad arrives at the U.N.. And is euphorically met with thunderous applause and deafening cheers by his panting followers .... Puff Daddy, Alec Baldwin, Matt Damon, Michael Moore, Scarlet Johansen, Linda Rondstadt, George Clooney, David Letterman, Keith Olberman, Danny Glover, Barbara Streisand, Kanye West, Rosie O'Donnel, Oprah, the Tooth Fairy, Big Foot, Mickey Mouse, and some guy in a giant hot dog suit carrying a sign that reads: eat me. Using the Star of Bethlehem as his guide, Ahmadinejad arrives at the U.N.. And is euphorically met with thunderous applause and deafening cheers by his panting followers .... Puff Daddy, Alec Baldwin, Matt Damon, Michael Moore, Scarlet Johansen, Linda Rondstadt, George Clooney, David Letterman, Keith Olberman, Danny Glover, Barbara Streisand, Kanye West, Rosie O'Donnel, Oprah, the Tooth Fairy, Big Foot, Mickey Mouse, and some guy in a giant hot dog suit carrying a sign that reads: eat me.

]]> By: Mr. Right http://www.outsidethebeltway.com/archives/caption_contest-325/comment-page-1/#comment-514334 Mr. Right Tue, 23 Sep 2008 02:41:26 +0000 http://www.outsidethebeltway.com/?p=25243#comment-514334 Visions of the Future - Life in Obama's America: Here we see a load of fresh arugula headed for Whole Foods on the back of an ass after gas prices crack the $5,000 per gallon level. Visions of the Future - Life in Obama's America: Here we see a load of fresh arugula headed for Whole Foods on the back of an ass after gas prices crack the $5,000 per gallon level.

]]> By: Floyd http://www.outsidethebeltway.com/archives/caption_contest-325/comment-page-1/#comment-514315 Floyd Mon, 22 Sep 2008 23:25:25 +0000 http://www.outsidethebeltway.com/?p=25243#comment-514315 Donkey sez.... Nobody TOLD me I'd have to PICK UP all the palm leaves, damned environmentalists. Donkey sez.... Nobody TOLD me I'd have to PICK UP all the palm leaves, damned environmentalists.

]]> By: Floyd http://www.outsidethebeltway.com/archives/caption_contest-325/comment-page-1/#comment-514313 Floyd Mon, 22 Sep 2008 23:21:34 +0000 http://www.outsidethebeltway.com/?p=25243#comment-514313 Heck, couldn't they at least have gotten Adrian Barbeaux, for the "Swamp Thing" sequel?? Heck, couldn't they at least have gotten Adrian Barbeaux, for the "Swamp Thing" sequel??

]]> By: Floyd http://www.outsidethebeltway.com/archives/caption_contest-325/comment-page-1/#comment-514311 Floyd Mon, 22 Sep 2008 23:14:42 +0000 http://www.outsidethebeltway.com/?p=25243#comment-514311 In response to the energy crisis,genetic engineers develop"donccoli",the vegetable that delivers itself! In response to the energy crisis,genetic engineers develop"donccoli",the vegetable that delivers itself!

]]> By: John425 http://www.outsidethebeltway.com/archives/caption_contest-325/comment-page-1/#comment-514310 John425 Mon, 22 Sep 2008 23:08:29 +0000 http://www.outsidethebeltway.com/?p=25243#comment-514310 Donkey: "Who's the jackass sitting up there on my Bush?" Photo of the American way of life in a post-Obama world. Donkey: "Who's the jackass sitting up there on my Bush?"

Photo of the American way of life in a post-Obama
world.

]]> By: John425 http://www.outsidethebeltway.com/archives/caption_contest-325/comment-page-1/#comment-514306 John425 Mon, 22 Sep 2008 23:02:30 +0000 http://www.outsidethebeltway.com/?p=25243#comment-514306 The Obama boy: This is Jerusalem, right? And this is Passover, right?" The Obama boy: This is Jerusalem, right? And this is Passover, right?"

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