Comments on: Caption Contest

By: DL

DL — Sun, 25 Sep 2005 14:31:20 +0000

You're mis-stating my position again Senator Kennedy. I distinctly said, "Aaaaarrrrggh!" Not, "Oh God!"

By: Mr. Right

Mr. Right — Thu, 22 Sep 2005 06:15:43 +0000

BREAKING NEWS (AP) - Cutting room floor footage from the Village People's old "In the Navy" music video unexpectedly sinks John Roberts nomination as Chief Justice.

By: OJ

OJ — Wed, 21 Sep 2005 18:35:21 +0000

To the tune of âbottle of rumâ

I put my hand on upon the book Yo-ho Yo-ho.
And swore to hold-up judicial oaths Yo-ho Yo ho

I spoke with might, I spoke with right; they said it simply wasnât enough!
Vote me up, vote me down, quit fucking around, Yo-ho Yo-ho Yo-ho.

They trained their aim from portside LEFT Yo-ho Yo-ho
And fired a salvo with ill effect Yo-ho Yo-ho

When in response I argued my case, they libel me as out of touch!
Vote me up, vote me down, quit fucking around, Yo-ho Yo-ho Yo-ho

Now they cry that the game was rigged Yo-ho Yo-ho
And blame their loss on shady tricks Yo-ho Yo-ho

All along the partisan rule; flew the flag of partisan mules!
Vote me up, vote me down, quit fucking around, Yo-ho Yo-ho Yo-ho

By: Bithead

Bithead — Wed, 21 Sep 2005 18:18:07 +0000

The dread Pirate Roberts?

He looked taller, the last time.
And a bit warmer, too, come to think of it.

By: charles austin

charles austin — Wed, 21 Sep 2005 03:06:15 +0000

This listing to port nonsense on the good ship Jurisprudence is over.

By: Hermoine

Hermoine — Wed, 21 Sep 2005 00:18:17 +0000

"Aye matey. Fer lunch? Some Condi Rice, Rodney Dill Pickles, Kofi and Brazile Nuts for dessert."

By: Hodink

Hodink — Tue, 20 Sep 2005 23:57:27 +0000

"Arrgh, it shivers me timbers when privateers brand me for bestowing Rehnquist the black spot."

By: Donald Sensing

Donald Sensing — Tue, 20 Sep 2005 21:12:43 +0000

To the tune of "A Pirate's Life," from Disney's "Peter Pan." Oh, a judge's life is a wonderful life, for rolling over the law! Give me a career as a legaleer, A justice's the life for me! Oh, a justice's the life for me!

By: charles austin

charles austin — Tue, 20 Sep 2005 16:29:54 +0000

"Thar she emanates!"

By: charles austin

charles austin — Tue, 20 Sep 2005 16:24:30 +0000

"I think we're gonna need a bigger penumbra."

By: DL

DL — Tue, 20 Sep 2005 09:32:22 +0000

As a judge in the mode of Solomon I would take me blade and cut your pennumbras right in half Senators!

By: Patrick Carver

Patrick Carver — Tue, 20 Sep 2005 04:34:44 +0000

Judge Roberts was rather chagrined that the local "Pirate Outfitters" store was sold-out out of eye patches and parrots and vowed to "teach those scurvy bilge-rats how to implement better supply-chain management."

By: charles austin

charles austin — Tue, 20 Sep 2005 02:59:05 +0000

Justice Ginsberg: Before Medea sailed away on the Helios she killed king Creon and the princess, with what? A: A rock. B: Spear-gun or C: a bit of Poison.
Chief Justice Roberts: P-oison...

By: charles austin

charles austin — Tue, 20 Sep 2005 02:54:48 +0000

The other justices grew weary of the chief calling them his pieces of eight.

By: charles austin

charles austin — Tue, 20 Sep 2005 02:51:41 +0000

You think anyone wants a roundhouse kick to the head while I'm wearing these bad boys?

What's on the docket next session? Rum, sodomy, and the lash.