Comments on: Caption Contest

By: Caption Contest Winners

Caption Contest Winners — Sat, 01 Nov 2008 00:37:56 +0000

[...] Magnum Opuses Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now [...]

By: Bithead

Bithead — Fri, 31 Oct 2008 01:48:42 +0000

* Hoboken?!!?!?!?!?? I'm Dyin'...... dyyyyyyinnnnn'...

* Come along, my little booboochitos.

* "Quick! Throw me a mackeral!"

* Do you want the calamari or the squid?

By: John425

John425 — Wed, 29 Oct 2008 21:59:05 +0000

Fraudulent Obama donors gather at DailyKos convention

By: Rachel Edith

Rachel Edith — Wed, 29 Oct 2008 14:41:45 +0000

Voice of The Count on "Sesame Street" - "The number of the day is 4. One Two Three Four ... Five? Hey Schwimmer, this is Count von Count. Get lost. You're messing up my count."

By: hpb

hpb — Tue, 28 Oct 2008 19:36:05 +0000

Four penguins and David Schwimmer are driving through Nevada. The car breaks down in a small town off the highway. They stop in at a body shop.

A mechanic tells them, "well it's going to take an hour for me to figure out the problem, take a look around the town and come back in about an hour."

They walk around the town, and notice it is very hot out. Walking along they discover an ice cream shop. So they stop and order some vanilla ice cream. The penguins are unable to hold forks, so they just starts shoveling ice cream into their mouths, and make an enormous mess.

When they return to the shop the mechanic turns to them and says, "it looks like you blew a seal."

Schwimmer replies, "No, it's just ice cream!"

[My apologies to the original.]

By: John425

John425 — Tue, 28 Oct 2008 18:20:11 +0000

Conferees take a photo break during "Global Warming" convention in Gila Bend, AZ.

By: Elmo

Elmo — Tue, 28 Oct 2008 16:18:16 +0000

Gorged on a continuous nonstop diet of MSNBC krill. Four members of the Obamanation, merrily waddle to the polls.

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By: Elmo

Elmo — Tue, 28 Oct 2008 15:16:33 +0000

Hey David .... have you heard the one about Sarah Palin and the sailor?

Three Killer Whales walk into a bar .....

Schwimmer's remake of Eddie Murphy's Party All the Time, failed to ignite MTV viewers.

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If you wanna be happy
For the rest of your life
Never make a pretty chick your wife
So for my personal point of view
Get an ugly bird to marry you

By: Suzanne Berton

Suzanne Berton — Tue, 28 Oct 2008 13:14:27 +0000

Palin's Republican consultants!

By: Suzanne Berton

Suzanne Berton — Tue, 28 Oct 2008 13:10:24 +0000

If Palin makes it to the White House, you know where we're heading!

By: Lynne

Lynne — Tue, 28 Oct 2008 06:31:10 +0000

As the rest of the "Friends" have moved on with their lives, Ross tries to assuage his loneliness with his new posse of penguins.

By: hpb

hpb — Tue, 28 Oct 2008 04:27:54 +0000

One of these things is not like the others,
One of these things just doesn't belong,
Can you tell which thing is not like the others
By the time I finish my song?

By: Caption Contest Winners

Caption Contest Winners — Tue, 28 Oct 2008 03:38:24 +0000

[...] Monday Contest is trying to get on the [...]

By: Cowboy Blob

Cowboy Blob — Tue, 28 Oct 2008 02:20:52 +0000

Dave Schwimmer began to understand why anchovies were becoming less popular as a pizza topping... they attracted that kind of crowd.

By: Floyd

Floyd — Tue, 28 Oct 2008 01:41:44 +0000

"Enquirer" Headline......
"Burgess Meredith, successfully cloned after years of storing his frozen DNA!"