Despite hard evidence ACORN declares that there is no trojan-horse voting taking place in the early days of this election.

* Well, now, Robin, Galahad, and I leap out of the Rabbit, taking them totally by surprise.

* OK, Who's got the shovel?

* The Rainbow coalition.

Trojan donkey?

In the alternate universe, the Trojan Piñata failed when the soldiers hidden inside were inadvertently beat to death.

Ed:VIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA Pinata!!!

Bob:Ed...Shut it Ed..

"Obamunist" volunteers offer a gift to unsuspecting Americans.

Senator Obama's staff was suspicious when Michelle Malkin and Ann Coulter presented them with such a gift. Luckily the team from Blackfive got out before the ACORN volunteers donned their blindfolds.

* When I asked for a pack of Trojans, this wasn't exactly what I had in mind.

* What happened when Kodak and Trojan got together for a sales campaign. Of course, the horse was in Koda- color. The slugline? "Kodak and Trojans: They both capture that special moment!"

* Philosophical issue: is the Democrat party a virus or a Trojan?

* You oughta see the COWBOY....

* (Second nod to Python) "Number thirteen. The naughty bits of a horse."

A surprise was inside the pinata ... a million missing Florida chads from 2000.

What chance could a darkhorse like McCain stand against such a flamboyant adversary?

Quit horsing around, and RETURN the post-it notes to the stock room!

Expecting an "IRON" horse, the crowd at Promontory Point let out a corporate GASP!!

Ow, paper cut!

Defense Secretary Kucinch, reveals Obama's top secret (G-14 classified) plan for the denukification of Iran.

Dateline 2011: Defense Secretary Frank unveils new eco-friendly tank. Critics say its armor can't stop a stick.

The Special Delivery from John McCain failed to woo these voters.

Coloring them, they finally found a use for the hanging chads.