Comments on: Caption Contest

By: Caption Contest Winners

Caption Contest Winners — Fri, 07 Nov 2008 00:25:12 +0000

[...] I Think We’re Gonna Need A Bigger Stick Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now [...]

By: elliot

elliot — Wed, 05 Nov 2008 22:46:20 +0000

Coloring them, they finally found a use for the hanging chads.

By: Hodink

Hodink — Wed, 05 Nov 2008 14:19:01 +0000

The Special Delivery from John McCain failed to woo these voters.

By: chsw

chsw — Wed, 05 Nov 2008 00:19:55 +0000

Dateline 2011: Defense Secretary Frank unveils new eco-friendly tank. Critics say its armor can't stop a stick.

By: Elmo

Elmo — Tue, 04 Nov 2008 14:17:09 +0000

Defense Secretary Kucinch, reveals Obama's top secret (G-14 classified) plan for the denukification of Iran.

By: elliot

elliot — Tue, 04 Nov 2008 06:15:49 +0000

Ow, paper cut!

By: Floyd

Floyd — Tue, 04 Nov 2008 03:23:31 +0000

Expecting an "IRON" horse, the crowd at Promontory Point let out a corporate GASP!!

By: Floyd

Floyd — Tue, 04 Nov 2008 02:57:00 +0000

Quit horsing around, and RETURN the post-it notes to the stock room!

By: Floyd

Floyd — Tue, 04 Nov 2008 02:54:37 +0000

What chance could a darkhorse like McCain stand against such a flamboyant adversary?

By: Hermoine

Hermoine — Tue, 04 Nov 2008 02:13:54 +0000

A surprise was inside the pinata ... a million missing Florida chads from 2000.

By: Bithead

Bithead — Mon, 03 Nov 2008 17:07:34 +0000

* When I asked for a pack of Trojans, this wasn't exactly what I had in mind.

* What happened when Kodak and Trojan got together for a sales campaign. Of course, the horse was in Koda- color. The slugline? "Kodak and Trojans: They both capture that special moment!"

* Philosophical issue: is the Democrat party a virus or a Trojan?

* You oughta see the COWBOY....

* (Second nod to Python) "Number thirteen. The naughty bits of a horse."

By: Timmer

Timmer — Mon, 03 Nov 2008 16:55:54 +0000

Senator Obama's staff was suspicious when Michelle Malkin and Ann Coulter presented them with such a gift. Luckily the team from Blackfive got out before the ACORN volunteers donned their blindfolds.

By: John425

John425 — Mon, 03 Nov 2008 16:27:58 +0000

"Obamunist" volunteers offer a gift to unsuspecting Americans.

By: Dennis

Dennis — Mon, 03 Nov 2008 15:12:27 +0000

Ed:VIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA Pinata!!!

Bob:Ed...Shut it Ed..

By: FormerHostage

FormerHostage — Mon, 03 Nov 2008 14:59:30 +0000

In the alternate universe, the Trojan Piñata failed when the soldiers hidden inside were inadvertently beat to death.