Comments on: Caption Contest http://www.outsidethebeltway.com/archives/caption_contest-34/ Online Journal of Politics and Foreign Affairs Thu, 26 Nov 2009 14:55:09 -0600 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.5 hourly 1 By: McGehee http://www.outsidethebeltway.com/archives/caption_contest-34/comment-page-1/#comment-58878 McGehee Mon, 26 Sep 2005 14:24:37 +0000 http://www.outsidethebeltway.com/?p=12069#comment-58878 <a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0120912/quotes" rel="nofollow">"That is canine profiling, and I resent it!"</a> "That is canine profiling, and I resent it!"

]]> By: charles austin http://www.outsidethebeltway.com/archives/caption_contest-34/comment-page-1/#comment-58845 charles austin Mon, 26 Sep 2005 02:32:29 +0000 http://www.outsidethebeltway.com/?p=12069#comment-58845 What's the big deal? Dogs vote in St. Louis in every election -- and not with provisional ballots either, they are fully registered. What's the big deal? Dogs vote in St. Louis in every election -- and not with provisional ballots either, they are fully registered.

]]> By: Scott_T http://www.outsidethebeltway.com/archives/caption_contest-34/comment-page-1/#comment-58642 Scott_T Fri, 23 Sep 2005 21:25:41 +0000 http://www.outsidethebeltway.com/?p=12069#comment-58642 Herr Schmidt, "I see you brought your new vote puncher Herr Richard. I read my instructions yesterday. Lift the tail. Insert ballot. Then lower the tail gently to place your vote." Herr Richard, "But I just don't understand how they'll know which candidate we voted for." Herr Schmidt, "It doesn't matter who we vote for, be we all recognize that they all a piece of *&$% politicans that they truely are." Herr Schmidt, "I see you brought your new vote puncher Herr Richard. I read my instructions yesterday.

Lift the tail. Insert ballot. Then lower the tail gently to place your vote."

Herr Richard, "But I just don't understand how they'll know which candidate we voted for."

Herr Schmidt, "It doesn't matter who we vote for, be we all recognize that they all a piece of *&$% politicans that they truely are."

]]> By: Laurence Simon http://www.outsidethebeltway.com/archives/caption_contest-34/comment-page-1/#comment-58589 Laurence Simon Fri, 23 Sep 2005 14:32:30 +0000 http://www.outsidethebeltway.com/?p=12069#comment-58589 Pssst... I've got some shampoo that Michael Jackson suggested I use to clear that "condition" up. Pssst... I've got some shampoo that Michael Jackson suggested I use to clear that "condition" up.

]]> By: Hodink http://www.outsidethebeltway.com/archives/caption_contest-34/comment-page-1/#comment-58582 Hodink Fri, 23 Sep 2005 13:11:03 +0000 http://www.outsidethebeltway.com/?p=12069#comment-58582 aka Bring Your Dog To The Polls Day. aka Bring Your Dog To The Polls Day.

]]> By: Hodink http://www.outsidethebeltway.com/archives/caption_contest-34/comment-page-1/#comment-58581 Hodink Fri, 23 Sep 2005 13:09:02 +0000 http://www.outsidethebeltway.com/?p=12069#comment-58581 In order to encourage greater voter turnout, Tuesday is Bring You Dog To The Polls Day. In order to encourage greater voter turnout, Tuesday is Bring You Dog To The Polls Day.

]]> By: T. Harris http://www.outsidethebeltway.com/archives/caption_contest-34/comment-page-1/#comment-58574 T. Harris Fri, 23 Sep 2005 12:18:13 +0000 http://www.outsidethebeltway.com/?p=12069#comment-58574 "Ah, don't look so sad, buddy, this is a pretty good gig. All we have to do is help these idiots pull the straight ticket lever with the big "D" on it. Believe me, it could be a LOT worse. I got a cousin from Jersey who works as a cadaver dog. "Ah, don't look so sad, buddy, this is a pretty good gig. All we have to do is help these idiots pull the straight ticket lever with the big "D" on it. Believe me, it could be a LOT worse. I got a cousin from Jersey who works as a cadaver dog.

]]> By: Mr. Right http://www.outsidethebeltway.com/archives/caption_contest-34/comment-page-1/#comment-58570 Mr. Right Fri, 23 Sep 2005 06:46:17 +0000 http://www.outsidethebeltway.com/?p=12069#comment-58570 Dateline Miami-Dade County, FL - Lawyers for Al Gore demanded that all ballots be counted if they featured the slightest hint of drool or chew marks to avoid disenfranchising "Canine American Voters." All absentee ballots from active-duty <a href="http://www.uswardogs.org/id40.html" rel="nofollow">U.S. War Dogs</a>, however, were quickly disqualified on technicalities. Dateline Miami-Dade County, FL - Lawyers for Al Gore demanded that all ballots be counted if they featured the slightest hint of drool or chew marks to avoid disenfranchising "Canine American Voters." All absentee ballots from active-duty U.S. War Dogs, however, were quickly disqualified on technicalities.

]]> By: Mr. Right http://www.outsidethebeltway.com/archives/caption_contest-34/comment-page-1/#comment-58569 Mr. Right Fri, 23 Sep 2005 06:32:36 +0000 http://www.outsidethebeltway.com/?p=12069#comment-58569 FOUR unidentified "registered" Democrats vote straight party tickets in Chicago. FOUR unidentified "registered" Democrats vote straight party tickets in Chicago.

]]> By: Rob M http://www.outsidethebeltway.com/archives/caption_contest-34/comment-page-1/#comment-58557 Rob M Fri, 23 Sep 2005 02:41:43 +0000 http://www.outsidethebeltway.com/?p=12069#comment-58557 George Bush hates black dogs. George Bush hates black dogs.

]]> By: Brian J. http://www.outsidethebeltway.com/archives/caption_contest-34/comment-page-1/#comment-58549 Brian J. Fri, 23 Sep 2005 01:00:56 +0000 http://www.outsidethebeltway.com/?p=12069#comment-58549 Pugsy and Imp, with a little help from their roommates, vote for Hillary. Pugsy and Imp, with a little help from their roommates, vote for Hillary.

]]> By: Colonel Steve http://www.outsidethebeltway.com/archives/caption_contest-34/comment-page-1/#comment-58545 Colonel Steve Fri, 23 Sep 2005 00:29:43 +0000 http://www.outsidethebeltway.com/?p=12069#comment-58545 Liberal voters ask and get assistance in voting. Liberal voters ask and get assistance in voting.

]]> By: Russ http://www.outsidethebeltway.com/archives/caption_contest-34/comment-page-1/#comment-58544 Russ Fri, 23 Sep 2005 00:21:18 +0000 http://www.outsidethebeltway.com/?p=12069#comment-58544 "Hey, Triumph... I'll give you ten bucks if you dump a load on his shoe right when he pulls the lever." "Ehhh... you'd have to pay me <em>not</em> to." "Hey, Triumph... I'll give you ten bucks if you dump a load on his shoe right when he pulls the lever."

"Ehhh... you'd have to pay me not to."

]]> By: Kent http://www.outsidethebeltway.com/archives/caption_contest-34/comment-page-1/#comment-58536 Kent Thu, 22 Sep 2005 22:49:59 +0000 http://www.outsidethebeltway.com/?p=12069#comment-58536 "We all have a dog in this fight." "We all have a dog in this fight."

]]> By: yetanotherjohn http://www.outsidethebeltway.com/archives/caption_contest-34/comment-page-1/#comment-58523 yetanotherjohn Thu, 22 Sep 2005 22:00:07 +0000 http://www.outsidethebeltway.com/?p=12069#comment-58523 It turned out it was a black and white issue they were voting on. It turned out it was a black and white issue they were voting on.

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