Comments on: Caption Contest

By: Caption Contest Winners

Caption Contest Winners — Fri, 21 Nov 2008 00:29:27 +0000

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By: John425

John425 — Wed, 19 Nov 2008 23:13:00 +0000

Obama: Well, George, you know I can't admit it publicly, but-yeah--Olbermann is an asshat.

By: Hodink

Hodink — Wed, 19 Nov 2008 21:27:23 +0000

Obama - "Actually, I plan to replace these lamps with a matching set of the fishnet stocking leg lamps from A Christmas Story."

By: Rachel Edith

Rachel Edith — Wed, 19 Nov 2008 12:51:33 +0000

Bush - "So, did you ever hear the one about the Blonde who ..."

By: Elmo

Elmo — Wed, 19 Nov 2008 11:42:04 +0000

Yup ... uh huh, the keys to the United States fed-rall gubment. Are indeed in a drawer in that desk, right thar ..... Are you sure you gotta license?

By: Drew

Drew — Wed, 19 Nov 2008 02:25:52 +0000

What took them so long to replace Grossman with Orton........?

By: Bystander

Bystander — Tue, 18 Nov 2008 17:53:07 +0000

No George, we don't have to switch. I'll try to explain it one more time. See, I am actually LEFT of you as the people see us. It is only from our perspective that I am RIGHT of you - it's called 'stage right'. But that is not how the people view us. See, when we are in FRONT of the people, they see us ... oh, never mind. Say, where do you keep the aspirin in here?

By: John425

John425 — Tue, 18 Nov 2008 17:44:01 +0000

Dubya: "Tell Joe Biden that Dick Cheney is dying to show him his shotgun collection".

By: Elmo

Elmo — Tue, 18 Nov 2008 13:55:33 +0000

Don't taze me bro ....

By: Maggie Mama

Maggie Mama — Tue, 18 Nov 2008 13:33:46 +0000

The Chef got beans and Texas BBQ down real good; but tell Michelle I can't say how he does with Pistachio Arugula Pesto.

By: Maggie Mama

Maggie Mama — Tue, 18 Nov 2008 13:13:22 +0000

Geez, Barry, forget Cheney shooting wildly. You made it open season on First Ladies with that seance remark.

By: Maggie Mama

Maggie Mama — Tue, 18 Nov 2008 13:07:21 +0000

Read my lips, "Scottish Terrier." The press is in your back pocket now, Barry, but the honeymoon is shortlived.

By: Maggie Mama

Maggie Mama — Tue, 18 Nov 2008 12:59:06 +0000

You might as well learn to bowl, Barack. With an economic crisis hanging over your head, you won't be able to replace the lanes with a basketball court just yet.

By: Maggie Mama

Maggie Mama — Tue, 18 Nov 2008 12:55:55 +0000

No, really, Barack...."From the ghost of Abigail Adams doing her laundry in the East Room to the spirit of Dolley Madison overlooking the Rose Garden, the White House has its own legend of ghost stories that have been passed down over the years."

By: Maggie Mama

Maggie Mama — Tue, 18 Nov 2008 12:51:57 +0000

I'm impressed, George; you chose a pale beige rug for The Oval Office. I guess you weren't worried about any stains. Tee hee hee.