"Soccer bomb"

BOOM - Tough actin' Jihadi Tenactin takes the burn out.

Prior to his scheduled car bombing an enthusiastic terrorist was photographed kicking the tires at the local used car lot.

Obama promises to bring his weird Third World sports into the White House

Terrorist gives his son Hot Wheels for his birthday.

We can dance if we want to
We can leave your friends behind
'Cause your friends don't dance and if they don't dance
Well they're no friends of mine
And we can act like we come from out of this world
Leave the real one far behind
And we can dance

We can go when we want to
And we can dress real neat from our hats to our feet
And surprise 'em with the victory cry
And you can act real rude and totally removed
And I can act like an imbecile

We can dance if we want to

Goooooaaaaalllll(em)!

"In the old days, we played Kick the Can...."

Habib now hopes for seventeen new Ferraris in heaven.

The 2009 X-Games

The new "Firestone" tire proves a bit aggressive for street use!

It's supposed to be nitrogen not HYDROGEN! Oh! The stupidity!

Islamic terrorists are becoming the new Luddites. Who needs automobile tires when you can ride in a donkey cart?

Richard Reed forgot what shoes he was wearing when he went out to play a game of "kick some rubbish down the street of your dirty sh*thole town".

And it burns, burns, burns . . . that ring of fire . . .

In an effort to raise oil prices, jihadis destroy tires.

"Flaming Asshole."

Having run out of live volunteers, the Maple Ave. Madrassa resorts to using abandoned tires in its class on "Marriage, and Other Domestic Relationships."

The Nascar track at at the Gaza Strip never did work out as planned.

Give an Islamist a Zippo and a tire ... and there will be smoke for one day; teach him how to enrich uranium ... and the world will smoke forever.

AP-Hebron ... Star kicker for the Lil Tykes Brigade, Moe. Tries for an extra point conversion in the West Bank's annual Brotherhood Bowl.

Now is the time on Shprockets vhen ve dahnce.

CNN Reports From Pakistan - Jihadists are branching out and are now trying to put a terrorist on the Moon. They are using the well-known 'if-at-first-you don't succeed, try-try-again' approach.

Famous last words: "Hold my beer and watch this."

Hamas exacts its revenge by burning the well known Israeli tires that are easily identifiable by their roundness. Palestinian made tires. Not so much.

The keffiyah doesn't fool me, I know that's Scott Norwood. He's still kicking them wide right.

These Timex commercials are getting dangerous.

You just never know where the eye of Sauron will show up next.

Look Abu, it's the Goodyear limp.

So you thought you could get me with the old exploding soccer ball trick!

The novel suicide bomber attempt proved successful as the guards where laughing to hard to stop him.

Palestinian university students discuss whether the wheel or fire was early man's greatest invention.

Abdoul falls for the mideast version of the dog poop in a flaming sack joke.

Insiders say the PLO's version of river dance is going to be hot, hot, hot.

Who knew that Johnny Cash's 'Ring of fire' was so popular over there?

I'm sorry, but I really don't think Obama's plans for a multi-cultural inaugural parade events like this is going to 'heal the wounds' of the election.

Hot Wheels, collect 'em all!

Oh, that painful, burning, itch of athlete's foot.

You put your right foot in,
You put your right foot out;
You put your right foot in,
And you shake it all about.
You do the Hokey-Pokey,
And you turn yourself around.
That's what it's all about!

Dancing with the Stars - Gaza Edition

How many times do I have to tell you guys?!?!?
Rape, pillage, THEN burn!!!

Jealous of the Old Testament's "Burning bush" story, Islamists seek to distract Muslims with the "burning tires in the street" homily.

Personals Want Ad: "Burning tire seeks idiot for hot time"

An IED takes out Umar's new BMX Unicycle.

The financial crisis has now severely impacted terrorist weaponry: modern flamethrowers have been replaced with primitive flamekickers.

No Mahmoud .... when I said let's go kick some tires, I meant we were gunna go car shopping.

"Holiday lights are different in the West Bank. 'Primitive' is what your Uncle Aaron called it."

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