Comments on: Caption Contest

By: Caption Contest Winners

Caption Contest Winners — Thu, 18 Dec 2008 23:37:47 +0000

[...] Wide Right Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now [...]

By: Hermoine

Hermoine — Thu, 18 Dec 2008 04:31:15 +0000

Inspired by Ellen's Dunk Tank, the new rage in Iraq is Bonk Bush.

By: elliot

elliot — Thu, 18 Dec 2008 00:55:34 +0000

Finally, Dubya found his WMD's... "Wingtips of Mass Destruction"

By: rodney dill

rodney dill — Wed, 17 Dec 2008 11:26:11 +0000

AP BREAKING: The Detroit Lions signed a new Quarterback today....

By: Elmo

Elmo — Tue, 16 Dec 2008 18:26:45 +0000

Confucius say:

When lame lib
throw lame shoe
at lame duck,
earth shakes
while MSM e jack you lates.

By: John425

John425 — Tue, 16 Dec 2008 17:59:36 +0000

Rev. Jeremiah Wright continues his "G-D" America, "G-D" Bush campaign in Baghdad.

By: Elmo

Elmo — Tue, 16 Dec 2008 17:09:27 +0000

You take your right shoe off
You put your right arm up
You pull your right arm back

Throw your right shoe in
And shake your moneymaker all about.
Do the Liberal Hokey Pokey
That's what it's all about!

By: Floyd

Floyd — Tue, 16 Dec 2008 17:06:37 +0000

The attacker was "fit to be tied"!

By: Floyd

Floyd — Tue, 16 Dec 2008 17:05:15 +0000

It would have been a direct hit, but there was too much ARCH SUPPORT!!

By: Floyd

Floyd — Tue, 16 Dec 2008 16:57:53 +0000

"Dubbya" later exclaims... GEE!! That's not fair!...
They threw PANTIES at my predecessor!

By: Floyd

Floyd — Tue, 16 Dec 2008 16:52:18 +0000

The left sees this as justified, since the attacker was a member of two groups oppressed by the Bush administration...what with being black AND wearing lace.

By: Elmo

Elmo — Tue, 16 Dec 2008 16:52:04 +0000

Hey leetle lib ... is that a shoe in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

By: Elmo

Elmo — Tue, 16 Dec 2008 16:49:06 +0000

Now just for Liberals .... new Cialis in chewable tablets (will you be ready when the time is right?).

By: Floyd

Floyd — Tue, 16 Dec 2008 16:42:53 +0000

Quick! Call Dr. Scholl! SHOE DOWN!

By: Hodink

Hodink — Tue, 16 Dec 2008 15:00:12 +0000

Bush - "Hey, they cudda/shudda been throwing poo."