Comments on: Caption Contest

By: Caption Contest Winners

Caption Contest Winners — Fri, 26 Dec 2008 23:11:32 +0000

[...] The Hair Apparent Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now [...]

By: Elmo

Elmo — Thu, 25 Dec 2008 16:21:54 +0000

You've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya punk?

By: Elmo

Elmo — Thu, 25 Dec 2008 15:53:22 +0000

And another thing ....

Stand back, it's loaded.

I did not have commerce with that woman!

Yeah you there Rod, Merry Christmas!

By: Roger

Roger — Thu, 25 Dec 2008 02:16:06 +0000

Look, nobody gets a lock of this hair for one penny less than $500,000!

By: Hodink

Hodink — Thu, 25 Dec 2008 01:27:29 +0000

"Merry Christmas, huh? You want a Merry Christmas? I'll show you a Merry Christmas. Ah, cameras. And for the rest of you, everybody in Illinois, everybody in America, everybody in jail in America, Merry Christmas to one and all."

By: charles austin

charles austin — Wed, 24 Dec 2008 03:06:27 +0000

The Day the Earth Stood Ill

By: charles austin

charles austin — Wed, 24 Dec 2008 03:03:01 +0000

"Yeah? You ever had your ass kicked by a guy without thumbs?"

By: charles austin

charles austin — Wed, 24 Dec 2008 02:59:11 +0000

"But when it comes to fightin', Lord! they'll shove me in the stalls! For it's Blago this, an' Blago that, an' 'Blago, wait outside'; But it's 'Fitzmas time for Blago' when Emanuel's on the line, Emanuel's on the line, my boys, Emanuel's on the line, O it's 'Fitzmas time for Blago' when Emanuel's on the line."

By: John425

John425 — Tue, 23 Dec 2008 22:50:25 +0000

Blago calls it: "Stee-rike Three! I'm out!"

By: yo

yo — Tue, 23 Dec 2008 20:02:58 +0000

... call my hair the "Blagosphere", again.

I f**kin' dare ya.

By: Roger

Roger — Tue, 23 Dec 2008 17:08:27 +0000

I'm not going to do what my accusers and political enemies have been doing, and that is talk about this case in 30-second sound bites on 'Meet the Press' or on the TV news. Instead, I'm holding out for highest bidder on an exclusive interview. I've got this thing and it's [bleep] golden. Ain't nothing but sunshine on me right now. Hey, is that Donahue?!

By: Suzanne Berton

Suzanne Berton — Tue, 23 Dec 2008 13:36:12 +0000

"Bang! Bang! You're dead."

By: Maggie Mama

Maggie Mama — Tue, 23 Dec 2008 12:10:43 +0000

" .... And I promise you, right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo … except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion."

{O-Ren Ishii, Kill Bill}

By: Maggie Mama

Maggie Mama — Tue, 23 Dec 2008 12:08:30 +0000

You take the high road, and I'll take the low road, and I'll be in gravy before you.

By: Maggie Mama

Maggie Mama — Tue, 23 Dec 2008 11:59:42 +0000

Blago: YOU know me?
Reporter: Yes.
Blago: No, YOU don't.
Reporter: Okay.
Blago: YOU see my picture in the paper?
Reporter: Yes.
Blago: No, YOU didn't.
Reporter: I don't even get the paper.

(Apologies to Analyze This)