Comments on: Caption Contest

By: Caption Contest Winners

Caption Contest Winners — Thu, 01 Jan 2009 23:04:25 +0000

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By: Elmo

Elmo — Thu, 01 Jan 2009 19:18:04 +0000

Christmas arrived with a bang.

Note to self: when playing army with Santa, leave bag of little green plastic toy soldiers, at home.

So like ... ummm who decides if Santa's been naughty?

Tired of all the whiners who didn't get a Wii, or a large flat panel TV, Santa pushes back.

By: charles austin

charles austin — Wed, 31 Dec 2008 21:19:06 +0000

One the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me a cartridge and artillery.
One the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me two turret mounts, and a cartridge and artillery.
On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me three French Mirages, two turret mounts, and a cartridge and artillery.
On the fourth day of Christmas my true love gave to me four whirlybirds, three French Mirages, two turret mounts, and a cartridge and artillery.
On the fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me five old Enfields, four whirlybirds, three French Mirages, two turret mounts, and a cartridge and artillery.
On the sixth day of Christmas my true love gave to me six guys a slaying, five old Enfields, four whirlybirds, three French Mirages, two turret mounts, and a cartridge and artillery.
On the seventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me seven Seals-a-swimming, six guys-a-slaying, five old Enfields, four whirlybirds, three French Mirages, two turret mounts, and a cartridge and artillery.
On the eigth day of Christmas my true love gave to me eight grenades-exploding, seven Seals-a-swimming, six guys-a-slaying, five old Enfields, four whirlybirds, three French Mirages, two turret mounts, and a cartridge and artillery.
On the ninth day of Christmas my true love gave to me nine lads-a-lancing, eight grenades-exploding, seven Seals-a-swimming, six guys-a-slaying, five old Enfields, four whirlybirds, three French Mirages, two turret mounts, and a cartridge and artillery.
On the tenth day of Christmas my true love gave to me ten LAWS-a-rockets, nine lads-a-lancing, eight grenades-exploding, seven Seals-a-swimming, six guys-a-slaying, five old Enfields, four whirlybirds, three French Mirages, two turret mounts, and a cartridge and artillery.
On the eleventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me eleven snipers sniping, ten LAWS-a-rockets, nine lads-a-lancing, eight grenades-exploding, seven Seals-a-swimming, six guys-a-slaying, five old Enfields, four whirlybirds, three French Mirages, two turret mounts, and a cartridge and artillery.
On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love gave to me twelve Hummers humming, eleven snipers sniping, ten LAWS-a-rockets, nine lads-a-lancing, eight grenades-exploding, seven Seals-a-swimming, six guys-a-slaying, five old Enfields, four whirlybirds, three French Mirages, two turret mounts, and a cartridge and artillery.

By: charles austin

charles austin — Wed, 31 Dec 2008 20:58:56 +0000

"Sure Santa, but it's kind of tough to conceal, or carry, for that matter."

By: charles austin

charles austin — Wed, 31 Dec 2008 20:57:19 +0000

"What does this button do?"

By: Hodink

Hodink — Wed, 31 Dec 2008 12:20:57 +0000

"Ho Ho Hoshana!"

By: Bithead

Bithead — Wed, 31 Dec 2008 03:02:04 +0000

A still from the Federico Fellini film of "Twas the Night before Christmas". Said the Master: " I wanted to show Santa comes but once a year... and the train in the tunnel bit was overused, and besides... we couldn't get the reindeer of his to fly through the damn tunnel, anyway."

By: yetanotherjohn

yetanotherjohn — Tue, 30 Dec 2008 23:01:17 +0000

I'll give you Xmas The naughty list 'coal' has been updated for the new millennium With retail sales slipping, the traditional holiday war between Macy's and Gimbal's has heated up. In a bold move by the Russian communist party, they have shed the image of Lennin and Stalin while maintaing their 'tough guy' persona Somewhere in Russia there is a 5 year old son of a 'redleg' gazing in wonder at his dad for being an elf who jerked shells for Santa Camouflage ain't what it used to be Hey kids, Can you find Santa in this picture? You have to admit, the toys are more realistic this year The Russians are trying to match the golden age of Madison Avenue, but they just don't seem to get the hang of it Later that day, the regulations were changed to require only blanks be used in the future. Putin downplayed the latest invasion of Georgia by saying it was only holiday tourists.

By: John425

John425 — Tue, 30 Dec 2008 18:23:49 +0000

Santa: "Presents? You want presents? I'll give you presents, you greedy little B**tards!

By: Bithead

Bithead — Tue, 30 Dec 2008 16:30:31 +0000

(BBC newsreader voice) "The arrival of Santa caused much excitement"

By: Drew

Drew — Tue, 30 Dec 2008 02:57:15 +0000

There! That'll teach Rudolph to do an unauthorized fly-by.

By: Drew

Drew — Tue, 30 Dec 2008 02:55:10 +0000

Rudolph!! Dasher !! Alright, which one of you clowns put gasoline in the water canon?

By: anjin-san

anjin-san — Tue, 30 Dec 2008 02:51:42 +0000

Bush's "final offensive" against the Taliban begins...

By: G8rsgirl

G8rsgirl — Tue, 30 Dec 2008 00:40:01 +0000

Holy Christmas am I glad I wasn't on his naughty list this year...

By: John425

John425 — Tue, 30 Dec 2008 00:19:10 +0000

Russian Santa: "Bombast? Is same as Bomb blast? Nyet?"