Comments on: Caption Contest

By: Caption Contest Winners

Caption Contest Winners — Fri, 30 Jan 2009 02:17:45 +0000

[...] Global Shrinkage Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now [...]

By: Hermoine

Hermoine — Thu, 29 Jan 2009 15:00:06 +0000

"CIALIS for daily use has a boffo side effect. Let's just say, crowds love my back stroke."

By: John425

John425 — Tue, 27 Jan 2009 19:28:18 +0000

Diver: "G-g-g-g-g-g Global warming, my ass!"

By: Elmo

Elmo — Tue, 27 Jan 2009 15:48:54 +0000

Residents of Hades, take advantage of an unexpected break in the weather. In other news, day eight of the new administration: Greatest President Ever!

By: Kevin R. Siekierski

Kevin R. Siekierski — Tue, 27 Jan 2009 13:43:51 +0000

In an effort to boost sagging ratings, the IOC has decided to move swimming to the Winter Olympics.

By: G..A.Phillips

G..A.Phillips — Tue, 27 Jan 2009 00:58:11 +0000

Three very,very stupid liberals.

By: Elmo

Elmo — Mon, 26 Jan 2009 22:18:07 +0000

Conservatives are finding D.C., a lil frosty this these days.

Taking Dear Leader's words to heart, many Angelenos are conserving energy. By swimming to work.

The future's so bright, I gotta wear neoprene.

AP-Washington-1/26/13
In a show of goodwill, President Palin today anounced provisions for the availability of reality immersion therapy. For all members of the outgoing administration.

By: John425

John425 — Mon, 26 Jan 2009 22:05:53 +0000

Top Russian Olympian, U'll Freezurnutsov demonstrates his speed-diving skills at Moscow trials.

By: elliot

elliot — Mon, 26 Jan 2009 20:31:38 +0000

Thinking he could use a bailout too, as his frozen ass-sets into play.

By: Bithead

Bithead — Mon, 26 Jan 2009 20:05:26 +0000

* Early attempts at curing Erectile disfunction assumed that if it were frozen....

* On Frozen Pond

* Research proved that swimming in ice cold water tends to produce Polar-oids.

* Cover of a new book: "Swimming in the Arctic" by I. C. Waters

By: hpb

hpb — Mon, 26 Jan 2009 19:52:08 +0000

The Olympics encounter a Global warming makeover.

By: John425

John425 — Mon, 26 Jan 2009 17:38:05 +0000

Disliking the Missionary position, the mermaids left.

North Korea's Olympic swimmers train in the fabulous "Peoples Heated Pool" outside Pyongyang.

Ancient Chinese proverb: "Freezing water make frozen weenie."

By: D. Dean

D. Dean — Mon, 26 Jan 2009 16:13:13 +0000

Why?

By: Hodink

Hodink — Mon, 26 Jan 2009 15:12:13 +0000

The recession has been blamed for a decision to scale down events to celebrate the Chinese New Year. The Year of the Ox is officially called Ji Chou loosely translated as Throw Cold Water On Party.

By: markm

markm — Mon, 26 Jan 2009 14:47:33 +0000

Let the games begin!. The mandatory annual shrinkage swimming fest kicks off with a shiver in West Dumptruck China with a report from the starters KL-7.62.