Meet Salim, Mr. October in the new Palestine Illustrated Swimsuit Calendar.

For the first time ever an economist was able to see and photograph California's tax base....

Burt Reynolds?

If only I had a rocket .... if only I had a rocket .... if only I had a rocket ....

Join Hamas: Travel to local U.N administered cesspools; meet other exciting unusual refugees, and together kill Jews.

Stand on my own two feet? Puhlease, I'm Palestinian (you must have me confused with someone else).

Just another speed bump on the road to peace.

Oh, my God...War porn

Like sands through the hourglass, so are the Days Of Our Lives.

Oooohhhhmmmmm...Oooohhhmmmmm...see the tunnel...BE the tunnel...dig that tunnel.

Terrorist martyr finds out that going to Paradise and having 72 virgins isn't all that its cracked up to be.

I'm not an Arab, I'm a Persian, I'm a pussy cat, Meerowwwwww. Now, scratch my belly. (Hat tip to the Iranian comedian who's name I can never remember...but he's FUNNY.)

* What he doesn't know, is we've replaced all the sand, with Stinky Cat brand Cat Litter.

* We put the 'sand' in 'sandwich'

Pssst! Hey you- G.I. Have good time, five dollah?

Now that "don't ask, don't tell" has been lifted, Brucie shows his stuff.

Do you think these fatigues make my thighs look big?

Apparently there are no "Camptown ladies" in Camptown anymore.

* (Sings) I been through the desert on a soldier with no name...

Q: What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead Hamas militant?
A: There are skid marks in front of the dog.

Now that Bush is gone, I can relax. Adios, Iraq.

After riding around on the cycle of violence all day, Samir takes a break.

Renoir's Still Life with Terrorist.

Hamas fighter tries to lure Israeli tank troops into defecting.
Update: Not successful. He was run over.