Here's looking at you kid.

Photographer: "There ewe go, now smile!"

Travelocity's Gnome photos Kazakhstan's goat sex festival.

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Strangely, when the film was developed it only showed an empty street.

Smile, say "goat cheese".

Visiting CPAC delegates photograph the DC natives.

The old[wolf in sheep's clothing] Chicago attire draws interest in DC streets.

* ... not that there's anything WRONG with that...

* (Just Kidding)

* And if you get eight of them, you have a Nanogoat....

* ... The original head-bangers....

* When I said "we", officer, I was referring to myself, the four young ladies, and, of course, the goat

* An always useful species in Washington: The Wild Scapegoat

* Ya know, 6 months ago, it would have been impossible for a goat to run for president...

* (Firesign nod) Here, have some hot buttered goat clusters.

* A pilot's least favorite animal

Late in getting news, they discovered the old slogan was Mac Attack, not Yak attack!

"Howdy. I'm Emil Muzz and I'm a pagan! A ha ha haaaa!"

Pee-yew!! Who cut the goat cheese?

Ok, now just say Baaa-Rack....

Yetis, (aka "Abominable Snow-persons") hearing of the "porkulus" bill the Democrats launched, visit D.C. to lobby for their share.

I for one welcome our new Yak overlords.

It's barbaric to wear fur.

The inevitable end to Europeans attitudes about not shaving armpits.

Yeta another Yeti myth.

Show us your teats for beads.

Only a knuckle dragging conservative would want us to not be more like Europe.

The inevitable result of allowing gay marriages.

Let's see. Where do I want to go for fat tuesday? To Rio and see women dancing wearing one square inch of fabric or Budapest and see them wearing a yak costume?

"We don't care. We drink and then we laugh and then we think up a new tradition. Your country will have no money soon. Try getting some new traditions."

Bush and Cheney attempt to escape The Hague.

Two new arrivals from deep south of our border gleefully pose for a photo after Obama's "the real new deal" made everyone feel so good about themselves that God released all the fallen angles from hell, everyone lived happily ever after, the end.

Just then the PETA alarm went off and town square emptied.

Rush Limbaugh and Michael Steele share a light moment together, while appearing on Countdown with Keith Olbermann.

There she was just a-walkin' down the street, singin' "Do wah diddy diddy dum diddy do"

Thank G*d for beer googles ...

And then I met her mother ...

Can you take it again, I blinked?

Two newlyweds have their picture taken, after the interspecies marriage act went into effect.

Barry (I'm not retired) Bonds, and Alex Rodriguez pose cheerfully for a fan, before the opening of preseason play.

Bill Clinton and Teddy Kennedy host, "This Old Goat." Tuesdays on ABC.