Comments on: Caption Contest

By: elliot

elliot — Thu, 26 Mar 2009 19:54:54 +0000

Shouldn't one of us at least get out and drive the truck?

By: John425

John425 — Wed, 25 Mar 2009 21:34:03 +0000

Is now we go to Taliban man-cave to make frolic with handsome Al-Qaida mens.

By: Hermoine

Hermoine — Tue, 24 Mar 2009 20:24:32 +0000

No bath. No deoderant. No cologne. No women.

By: Elmo

Elmo — Tue, 24 Mar 2009 19:10:48 +0000

Were on a road to nowhere
Come on inside
Takin that ride to nowhere
Well take that ride

Im feelin okay this mornin
And you know,
Were on the road to paradise
Here we go, here we go

Were on a road to nowhere

By: Elmo

Elmo — Tue, 24 Mar 2009 18:25:33 +0000

Burkhas are all atwitter with April's Terrorist Monthly, arriving on newstands today (the centerfold is to die for).

By: Elmo

Elmo — Tue, 24 Mar 2009 18:13:15 +0000

Now available with 0% financing (PBUH).

Toyota cars and trucks ... get more jihads for your money.

Optional suicide belt rack, and rocket launching platform shown, priced additional.

By: Bithead

Bithead — Tue, 24 Mar 2009 18:00:44 +0000

* If we can just get this thing up to 88 miles per hour, we can get back to the 14th century.

* Come... Visit Pakistan. We're having a blast!

* (After watching "Barney and freinds")

By: yetanotherjohn

yetanotherjohn — Tue, 24 Mar 2009 17:55:24 +0000

It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's daytime, and we're wearing turbans. Road trip ... Jihadi style I'll tell you what. We'll tell Fred you were doing a great job taking care of his car, but you parked it out back last night and in the morning, it was gone. We report it to the police, your brother's insurance company buys him a new car. D-Day takes care of the wreck. Iraqi University students travel to the Kuwaiti beaches for spring break Sorta makes you re-think the whole "redneck in a pickup" thing. Despite seatbelt laws, not everyone carrying passengers in the back of a pickup truck is going to be pulled over

By: DL

DL — Tue, 24 Mar 2009 10:58:14 +0000

The religion of peace celebrates Obama's new open border policy.

The CIA grew immediately suspicious of the truck recycling old metal and textiles.

Several mideastern student-exchange youngster on their way to Madison WI for the first semester.

Toyota's version of a bulletproof camel.

By: mannning

mannning — Tue, 24 Mar 2009 02:02:08 +0000

Blue on the battlefield is boffo!

By: FormerHostage

FormerHostage — Tue, 24 Mar 2009 01:48:23 +0000

"I call shotgun!"
"I call AK-47!"
"I call RPG!"

By: FormerHostage

FormerHostage — Tue, 24 Mar 2009 01:46:33 +0000

This way they get to use the HOV suicide lane.

By: steve s

steve s — Tue, 24 Mar 2009 01:38:10 +0000

Gotta understand, these people don't despise us for the type government or who is in charge. They despise our culture, our religion, and our hopes for the common person. Posted by Eneils Bailey | March 23, 2009 | 11:30 am | Permalink

Yeah, that's it. The Jihadist in a cave sits around thinking "Eneils Bailey's hopes for the common person make me soooo angry!!"

By: hpb

hpb — Tue, 24 Mar 2009 00:10:33 +0000

Hand check!

By: Rob Wyman

Rob Wyman — Mon, 23 Mar 2009 21:28:44 +0000

Toyota - Official Vehicle of the Bernie Madoff Fan Club