Comments on: Caption Contest

By: Stop The ACLU

Stop The ACLU — Sun, 09 Oct 2005 19:01:50 +0000

Sunday Funnies

We didn’t get to adopt Cranky Neocon, but he did agree to help with our Sunday Funnies. Here’s the pic he submitted.

Rightwing Nuthouse has the Carnival of the Clueless
Marie’s Two Cents has a story about the ACLU and a professor...

By: Sortapundit

Sortapundit — Sat, 08 Oct 2005 15:51:43 +0000

SortaCaption Contest

The part of my brain that thinks up the writing stuff has, er, turned off. I think that part of the brain also gives me the ability to form coherent sentences, so it's probably best for everyone if I just shut up for a couple of hours and present you

By: Allan Guyton

Allan Guyton — Sat, 08 Oct 2005 14:47:06 +0000

Rumsfeld's killer Rottweiler Chomps goes undercover, but fails to fool Cheney after the "Fake Barney" incident.

By: T. Harris

T. Harris — Fri, 07 Oct 2005 21:43:31 +0000

Holy shit, it is. The grown love child of Tucker Carlson and Robert Reich.

By: Rodney Dill

Rodney Dill — Fri, 07 Oct 2005 20:26:16 +0000

"Cripes, I thought all this time that Sgt. Fluffy was a rabbit."

;)

By: yetanotherjohn

yetanotherjohn — Fri, 07 Oct 2005 19:06:55 +0000

That dog won't hunt.

By: yetanotherjohn

yetanotherjohn — Fri, 07 Oct 2005 19:05:54 +0000

Cheney reacts to Howards Deans latest plan to revitalize the democratic party. As Howard explained it, "I accept that you can't put lipstick on a pig and expect it to be beautiful, but have you ever considered how glasses can make you look smart. Like you actually know something about what you are talking about. And how a bow tie will instantly make you appear more conservative, to appeal to the center. Of course we won't give up our working class roots by abandoning blue jeans. And some will question if we have gone to far in trying to appeal to NASCAR dads by way of the bulging beer belly. But I am sure everyone in the main stream media will agree, this new look clearly shows the democratic party is not a dog."

By: dougrc

dougrc — Fri, 07 Oct 2005 15:55:47 +0000

Cheney: Jeez, that ought to be against the law to do that to a dog.

Fluffy: Aarf!

By: dougrc

dougrc — Fri, 07 Oct 2005 15:53:27 +0000

Fluffy and the Bulldog.

By: T. Harris

T. Harris — Fri, 07 Oct 2005 14:58:29 +0000

Cheney: If that mutt unbuttons that little red trap door, I'm gonna have my Secret Service guys unload their 9's right through that goddamned Liberace-lookin' bow tie. Then I'm gonna have 'em find the sorry SOB responsible for dressing that dog up, and it ain't gonna be pretty.

By: Cowboy Blob

Cowboy Blob — Fri, 07 Oct 2005 14:43:34 +0000

Uh, doggie, if you're making fun of my tie, I'll drop-kick you across the room.

By: charles austin

charles austin — Fri, 07 Oct 2005 14:11:38 +0000

Mutt: "In dog years, I'm older than Charlie Rangel." Jeff: "And wiser too." Left: "Bark like a dog." Right: "I'll teach you the meaning of the word respect." Perhaps the only thing more surprising than the Democrats nominating a real yellow dog for president in 2008 was when the dog mopped the floor with Vice President Cheney in the Presidential Debates.

By: charles austin

charles austin — Fri, 07 Oct 2005 14:04:25 +0000

"I'm Rick James, bitch!"

By: Hodink

Hodink — Fri, 07 Oct 2005 04:30:39 +0000

The Cheney Halloween Mask features his rueful smile.

By: spacemonkey

spacemonkey — Fri, 07 Oct 2005 03:52:03 +0000

Grrrr.