"First one to piss on the Constitution wins!"

Outside with you boy, housekeeping hates the urine spots on the oval office carpet.

Okay, I put down the fake poop. Now let's run here comes Michelle.

Bobama to Barack: "I know i'm new to you master...but I can't help notice that my leash is longer than yours. Michelle really needs to thaw bro".

Hurry up before Hillary gets back and discovers our "present."

* You HAD to name me after an offensive smell, didn't you?

Who let libs out..poop..poop.poop..poop.Who let the libs out.poop..poop.poop..poop..........

Bobama: "ya know master, i'm still having a hard time getting over the fact that master Kennedy is giving out water dogs as gifts...that said, thanks for not naming me Mary Jo or Chapaquitic."

With Bo looking on, and both feet of the ground, he is ready for lift off...

Must let Master win or Master becomes very, very angry.

Dog won't hunt, so might as well run...

"Call off the dog, I'm allowed to be here!"

Pavlov experimnent #1: Say Iran, to Twinkletoes.

Boldly going where no pathological liar has gone before.

That's OK Bo, I'll take you for a walk ... cuz I'm full of it too.

Wag the dog?

This, oddly, is not a "distraction".

Bo heard pee party. O heard tea party.

Further proof that the Obama administration is now training ferocious dogs to participate in the Acorn/FEMA war on conservatives who are guilty only of loving America...

First one to the gravy bowl wins!

Bo: "Waffles and fried chicken? Count me in, bro!"

Last one in is a Jesse Jackson!

You named me "Bo"? Is that short for Blagojevich?

"I'm the POTUS and you're the the DOTUS. And right now, you're more popular. But I'm warning you Bo, if popularity matters to you, avoid going to Europe with Michelle."

"Hey Bo, I hope someone uses this picture of us running for a caption contest so that a bunch of bitter conservatives can vent their frustrations. After all, that's all they can do to me these days. *CHUCKLE*"

Hey Rodney. Please stick another the in there for me bro. Had just woke up plus you know I'm still kind of new to this spelling the English language pewp and remembering to put words in and all that.

And please quickly quick delete this so the liberals don't start thinking I'm an idiot or sum-ting.

thanks, your friend Gary.

"Right on Pelosi's new pumps... good boy."

Say? Did you eat my State of the Union speech?

"Let's get out of here before they realize which one of us actually did that."

chsw

Who let the dogs out?

(Yes, I know. Obligatory cliche.)

The American people wonder who will be "lead" dog in the Obama household, Bo or Barry. FLOTUS is leaning toward Bo these days.

Several new White House residents haven't completed their on-the-job training yet.

They said, "Obama is building his Administration with deliberate haste." Humph. Let's hope he is more successful walking the dog with "deliberate haste."

They can't wait to crap on the Land of the Free.

The Energizer socialist/fascist keeps on running .... and running

Come on Bo, we got another speech to give (number 473 of 12,841).