Comments on: Caption Contest

By: Janet Cunitz

Janet Cunitz — Sat, 22 Oct 2005 01:01:15 +0000

4th runner up in the Nelson Mandela "You ain't got nothin on me" look alike contest!

By: Rorschach

Rorschach — Thu, 13 Oct 2005 17:25:17 +0000

"Help!........ Can't........ breathe......GASP!"

By: Jason Smith

Jason Smith — Wed, 12 Oct 2005 21:33:52 +0000

Because they can't win them, the Democrats have hired a witchdoctor to steal the hearts and minds of voters.

By: kirbside

kirbside — Wed, 12 Oct 2005 20:33:53 +0000

auditioning to replace "eddie" as Iron Maiden's mascot.

By: Laurence Simon

Laurence Simon — Wed, 12 Oct 2005 20:02:56 +0000

... and this is only HALFWAY through fasting for Yom Kippur.

By: bithead

bithead — Wed, 12 Oct 2005 18:41:15 +0000

That's the way it is ere on Bourbon street, man... you flash weird boobs, you get weird beads, OK?

By: Ingress

Ingress — Wed, 12 Oct 2005 14:13:40 +0000

After his recent sudden death loss, John Daly has hired a jaunty new caddy.

By: John

John — Wed, 12 Oct 2005 07:24:14 +0000

Kofi Annan's pick as new chief investigator in the oil for food scandal Ooombaga Mumbati goes undercover at the Republican National Committee's annual meeting looking for a link between George W Bush and Tariq Aziz, in a last ditch attempt to steer the investigation away from the embattled UN chief.

By: DL

DL — Wed, 12 Oct 2005 00:24:55 +0000

After five straight puffs on the foi pipe, Koji sings "One Fine Day" from the opera 'Madam Butterfly" accompanying himself on the gourds and shells.

By: DL

DL — Wed, 12 Oct 2005 00:16:50 +0000

Hide the women! Here comes the UN again!

By: DL

DL — Wed, 12 Oct 2005 00:15:56 +0000

They'll have to pry my gourds out of my cold dead hands!

By: DL

DL — Wed, 12 Oct 2005 00:13:47 +0000

No way in hell am I going to let them build a Wal-Mart here!

By: Aaron Brazell

Aaron Brazell — Tue, 11 Oct 2005 23:40:15 +0000

"We've found the WMDs! We've found the WMDs!!"

By: physics geek

physics geek — Tue, 11 Oct 2005 18:52:21 +0000

Bush's surprise SCOTUS replacement for Harriet Miers invokes the spirits of the US Constitution.

By: yetanotherjohn

yetanotherjohn — Tue, 11 Oct 2005 16:54:49 +0000

Dr. Mgumba Mgowae, an official government economist, expressed outrage when asked if Mugabe's rule was turning Zimbabwe into a primative economy. Dr. Mgowae noted that Zimbabwe's future was so bright, he had to wear shades.