It seems that the stimulus is not having the effect we were hoping for Mr. President.

After suffering a 90-6 defeat in the Senate. A disguised President Obama, attempts to flee Washington.

The diversity of Supreme Court nominees is truly historic under Obama administration guidelines.

* 17 of the people counted by ACORN census takers.

* It's Ensign Lynch. He's Undead, Jim.

* Around the coffee pot in any business in America, on Monday morning.

Obama's disheveled alter ego can't believe it's Democrats who won't fund the closing of Gitmo.

Walking that damn dog, Bo, is proving a real physical challenge for Barack.

Obama had a few words with Pelosi about her CIA comments.

Obama's spousal effiacy was questioned after he told Michelle that a soup kitchen visit didn't require $500 footwear.

idiot forgot to spell check: efficacy!

Swine flu symptoms may include: paleness, bleeding, lessened concern for personal hygiene or appearance, and compulsion to dance to Michael Jackson's "Thriller".

Nosloj La is the stage name chosen by this man, hoping to become a famous Regnis Zzaj!

White House Easter Egg Hunt--the photos the MSM refused to publish!

President Obama reveals that Bizzaro world is the REAL world.

Beaudroux, the voting rights advocate says,"

"In Chicago dead people vote all the time...So why not Zombie's here in Louisiana? Hell, at least we can show up at the polls on our own power!"{and a free ride from Acorn}

Affirmative action beneficiary "Jamal" shows up for work as "Bob".
Just trying to fit in, he is promptly fired!
(ostensibly for dress code violations)

That's IT, from now on it's NON-CHLORINE bleach for me!
(or I'll just let the wife handle the laundry!)

"I left California. No jobs. Housing. The budget. Fires. Earthquakes. Drought. And Michael Jackson is back."

D@mned pigeons! Next time I come to the park I'm bringing a SHOTGUN!

I've only been white for fifteen minutes and the Democrats are already calling me a racist!

Gitmo detainee undergoes Democrats' alternative to waterboarding.

Damn, now that there is a picture of me in white face, there goes my political career.

We've been hearing a lot of talk in the news about zombie banks, but here we see an actual zombie banker.

I've only been white for fifteen minutes and the Democrats are already calling me a racist!

++floyd

17 of the people counted by ACORN census takers.

++Eric Florack

++Rachel Edith ++Brian Knapp for beating me to a Michael Jackson/Thriller comment.

Zombies flee Washington, D.C. after failing to find any BRAAAIIINNNSSS!

* They say the first couple of years are the ones that age a President the most.

By tradition, a group of Thriller Dancers must be led by a black man in the process of turning white.

Resistance to the Oborg is futile.

Furious because he has adopted several Bush policies, Daily Kos devotees already view the President in a whole new way.

I told my blind date, "Don't worry, I'll be easy to find." yet I've been out here for four hours. I can't believe she can't spot me!

Panic in Detroit.

Obama announces his new White House spokesperson, his objective is to cover all bases.

"What is the problem with Michael Jackson?"

ACORN takes Chicago precinct voting practices nationwide.

His name is Zeba Rah, he is the assistant to the Secretary of Homeland Security.

On a quest for "Braaaaaaiiiiiinnnnsssss," the zombie passed through Washington DC totally undistracted.

Having stopped for a tiny little snack, at the office of the Speaker of the House. The Brain Gobblers from the Planet Stinky Pinky, set out in search of their next meal.

Obama can't articulate his feelings about having chosen Biden for VP; however, one picture is worth a thousand words.

Though many tried to escape Obama's socialist utopia, not everyone succeeded.

Krauthammer warned that buyer's remorse would not be pretty.

Attendees gather at 2009's annual KOS convention, in Philadelphia.