Comments on: Caption Contest

By: Caption Contest Winners

Caption Contest Winners — Tue, 02 Jun 2009 01:33:19 +0000

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By: elliot

elliot — Sun, 31 May 2009 13:17:50 +0000

So what's your beef? We have been going out for quite a while now. I happen to like 'dairy air'.

By: Elmo

Elmo — Sun, 31 May 2009 12:05:16 +0000

Breaking with tradition, President Obama prepares to pardon the Thanksgiving cow.

Yeah I ordered my steak rare, but ...

(Though she didn't know it yet) the joke's on the alien (after asking to be taken to our leader).

By: OTB Caption JamTM

OTB Caption JamTM — Sat, 30 May 2009 14:14:34 +0000

[...] Rodney is trying to milk this one out. [...]

By: Caption Contest « RT’s Ponderings

Caption Contest « RT’s Ponderings — Fri, 29 May 2009 23:48:16 +0000

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By: Hodink

Hodink — Fri, 29 May 2009 21:04:40 +0000

"Elsie and I were a same sex couple living as domestic partners and then I got a sex change and now we need to get undomesticated."

By: Weekend Caption Contest | Support Your Local Gunfighter

Weekend Caption Contest | Support Your Local Gunfighter — Fri, 29 May 2009 15:31:16 +0000

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By: Elmo

Elmo — Fri, 29 May 2009 11:30:20 +0000

Bessie ... what do you think of the interstitial popup ads? Take it from someone whose nipples ache, they really suck!

By: Cowboy Blob

Cowboy Blob — Fri, 29 May 2009 09:54:43 +0000

Mooove along, Citizen! Nothing to see here.

By: Stormy Dragon

Stormy Dragon — Fri, 29 May 2009 03:56:46 +0000

"We only have five minutes to get to the circuit box and throw the switch!" "We better hurry!"

By: Bikini Parade (Caption Contest) » Right Pundits

Bikini Parade (Caption Contest) » Right Pundits — Fri, 29 May 2009 00:26:35 +0000

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By: Rachel Edith

Rachel Edith — Thu, 28 May 2009 23:14:48 +0000

"Call me what you like. I prefer cowpoke. As for her, she calls me Stud Muffin."

By: elliot

elliot — Thu, 28 May 2009 21:55:30 +0000

Reuters - Rome, Italy: Following the Pope in a religious parade at the Vatican, police had their hands full protecting the 'Holy Cow'.

By: Wyatt Earp

Wyatt Earp — Thu, 28 May 2009 20:04:51 +0000

Police escort Secretary of State Clinton to the U.S. Embassy.

By: Maggie Mama

Maggie Mama — Thu, 28 May 2009 17:55:12 +0000

The United Nations Food & Agricultural Association has declared Bessie and her kind responsible for all of the most heinous crimes against the environment including destruction of the coral reefs. Therefore, Police will be fitting her with a special rubber hose.