Comments on: Caption Contest

By: Jufray

Jufray — Mon, 06 Jun 2005 05:39:22 +0000

"MINI DICKIE ... i salute you."

By: Ingress

Ingress — Sun, 05 Jun 2005 14:40:00 +0000

Nixon in the Afterlife "You won't have Nixon to kick around any more, because ... what word should I use here Spiro?" "Try effete corps of impudent snobs or perhaps vapid ones, Dick." replied Agnew. "Ok, good (gestures) ... you vapid ones, this is my last press conference. And I mean it for eternity this time."

By: Will Franklin

Will Franklin — Sat, 04 Jun 2005 20:38:33 +0000

Gig 'em, Elephants.

By: we're at it agan

we're at it agan — Fri, 03 Jun 2005 22:16:20 +0000

So, I deceived the American people, was corrupt and commited other heinous acts, at least I never had an affair with a white house intern and have always been faithful to my wife. I expect loyalty and coverups of my illicit deeds and any whistleblower who comes forth to expose my misdeeds is a traitor to me and my party, the American people want loyalty not somebody to find fault with a few illegal deeds. Remember the Executive branch always takes precedence over legislative and judicial branches. Balance of power thats for wimps and commies.

By: comp

comp — Fri, 03 Jun 2005 17:10:51 +0000

He looks no more evil than the current one who has not been impeached yet.

By: naive

naive — Fri, 03 Jun 2005 17:07:30 +0000

If you believe me, you will believe the one about WMDs and OIL!

By: tricky

tricky — Fri, 03 Jun 2005 17:05:36 +0000

Keep your eye on my thumb for I am the master of legerdemain.

By: rocky

rocky — Fri, 03 Jun 2005 17:00:40 +0000

"Deep Throat" never heard of her. Now come to think of it she may have been in some flick we showed the boys at oval office.

By: Laurie

Laurie — Fri, 03 Jun 2005 05:15:27 +0000

"and it was a little thumb puppet! And you know, the kids, like all kids, love the thumb, and I just want to say this, right now, that regardless of what they say about it, we're gonna keep it."

By: realitybasedbob

realitybasedbob — Fri, 03 Jun 2005 04:50:16 +0000

Jews? get em out a here

By: Lasting Magic

Lasting Magic — Fri, 03 Jun 2005 00:19:40 +0000

"Look here, Erlichman. Play along that rock beats paper. You, of all people, know what I can do."

By: Scott_T

Scott_T — Thu, 02 Jun 2005 23:35:20 +0000

Nixon practicing to be a Baseball Umpire.

He's got the finger position down, but his speed of arm motion was not up to the hometown's expectations of a truly great Umpire.

By: Lorg Skyegon

Lorg Skyegon — Thu, 02 Jun 2005 21:47:10 +0000

Ladies and gentlemen, I know you all want to know who Deep Throat is...

By: CT

CT — Thu, 02 Jun 2005 20:17:57 +0000

Good job France!

By: Hermoine

Hermoine — Thu, 02 Jun 2005 19:45:32 +0000

"My favorite country song is an Old Bocephus number that went ... 'Some of us are born with it. Some of 'em don't ever, ever get it. Thank God I'm a guitar man. Oh it's true I love the money and I really, really love the honeys, but the thing I really love is to get down with the band.' Can you dig it?"