Comments on: Caption Contest

By: Steve O Reeno

Steve O Reeno — Sun, 16 Oct 2005 17:10:23 +0000

Shut up you two. I got this one. The strategery is..... uuhh, to simply do what we want until we get caught. Then we, uh, blame 911, wave a bunch of nucueballs around and tell 'em how 'hard' it is..... If that doesn't work, I put on a pair of second hand leather work gloves, get make-up to spritz some sweat on me, and I make a cut with a chainsaw....

By: charles austin

charles austin — Sun, 16 Oct 2005 01:33:45 +0000

Five points from the Carlyle Group for being insufferable know-it-alls.

Two hours later when Bush suddenly started laughing everyone figured he had finally got the joke.

By: Ingress

Ingress — Sat, 15 Oct 2005 19:47:05 +0000

"Kofi, Condi and John are picking on me."

By: Maggie

Maggie — Sat, 15 Oct 2005 18:25:22 +0000

After Kofi Annan announced the next item on the agenda was the declaration "John Bolton is a mean mother", the delegates signified their votes of "aye" with a show of hands.

By: Maggie

Maggie — Sat, 15 Oct 2005 18:13:31 +0000

Excuse me, how do I dial up "Tex-ish" on this translator thingy?

By: spacemonkey

spacemonkey — Sat, 15 Oct 2005 04:13:31 +0000

Dubya: "Fascinate, I have nine buttons but I can only fasten eight"

By: wheelz

wheelz — Fri, 14 Oct 2005 23:01:41 +0000

President Bush demonstates how he holds his pen
as he prepares to do his Bob Dole impersonation.

By: Lanny

Lanny — Fri, 14 Oct 2005 21:41:08 +0000

John Bolton and Condi Rice share a chuckle at the expense of the Boss after Bolton put a post-it note on the President's back saying, "Who's your daddy?"

By: Maggie

Maggie — Fri, 14 Oct 2005 18:32:20 +0000

Mr. President, you don't use the pinky, you use the pointer finger and then say: "Kofi, read between the lines."

By: Donald Sensing

Donald Sensing — Fri, 14 Oct 2005 15:34:00 +0000

Voice offstage: "How can we make Bolton's mustache darker and more manly? Anybody got an idea?"

By: Brandon Jaynes

Brandon Jaynes — Fri, 14 Oct 2005 13:09:30 +0000

Who here thinks the U.N. is a complete waste of time and money?

By: Mr. Right

Mr. Right — Fri, 14 Oct 2005 05:16:09 +0000

KOFI ANNAN: "Okay which one of you wise-asses swapped my tuna sandwich for a can of 10W40 and an envelope full of Iraqi Dinars?"

By: Steve O Reeno

Steve O Reeno — Fri, 14 Oct 2005 01:20:54 +0000

Condi-- (speaking under buck teeth) "Would somebody please tell Georgie he doesn't have to raise his hand? He's the President."

By: bullwinkle

bullwinkle — Thu, 13 Oct 2005 23:54:54 +0000

Oooooooh...Pick me! Pick Me, Kofi. I know this one...What was a conspiracy between you, Chirac, Shroeder and Saddam with bribes funded by the Oil For Food program. Now I'll take Instances of Genocide Ignored by the UN for $800.

By: Ryan

Ryan — Thu, 13 Oct 2005 23:46:54 +0000

"And if anyone is opposed to transferring control of the Internet to the United Nations, speak now or..."