Comments on: Caption Contest

By: Caption Contest Winners

Caption Contest Winners — Fri, 19 Jun 2009 02:00:55 +0000

[...] OMGWTFBBQ Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now [...]

By: Teresa Kopec

Teresa Kopec — Wed, 17 Jun 2009 16:41:58 +0000

Minnesotans demand Tim Pawlenty certify the free and fair election of Al Franken.

By: Hermoine

Hermoine — Wed, 17 Jun 2009 14:03:27 +0000

Dear John,
I'm tired of green.
Keep the home fires burning.
Goodbye.
Love,
Mom

Only I could get a 'Dear John Letter' from my mom.

By: Elmo

Elmo — Wed, 17 Jun 2009 13:46:34 +0000

I voted for Barry, and all I got was this lousy contusion.

By: Timmer

Timmer — Tue, 16 Jun 2009 17:10:15 +0000

Dear Auntie Em,

Having a great time in the Emerald City. Toto's fine. Send pizza/beer money.

Dot

By: DL

DL — Tue, 16 Jun 2009 12:05:16 +0000

Dear Mom -send money!

Dear Mom - please not so much of Dad's hot pepper sauce next time.

dear Mom - send more marshmallows.

Danged, I forgot to mail them this bomb threat!

Directions for community organizing by Hamas.

By: charles austin

charles austin — Tue, 16 Jun 2009 04:00:32 +0000

Iran, Iran, so far away, Iran, Iran, both night and day, couldn't get away...

By: charles austin

charles austin — Tue, 16 Jun 2009 03:57:44 +0000

Congratulations! You have found one of the five Willie Wonka Golden Tickets!

By: Maggie Mama

Maggie Mama — Tue, 16 Jun 2009 01:14:06 +0000

Deposed governor Rod Blagojevich seems to relish the spotlight irregardless of the circumstances. Blago is truly a glutton for punishment.

By: Maggie Mama

Maggie Mama — Tue, 16 Jun 2009 01:01:12 +0000

It is clear that Bill Maher is more upset with Obama than he originally indicated in his HBO special ... now he's dissing him in Arabic.

By: Drew

Drew — Tue, 16 Jun 2009 00:02:10 +0000

Better:

Inspecting dented chads for intent.....Iran-style.

By: Caption Contest Winners

Caption Contest Winners — Mon, 15 Jun 2009 23:35:59 +0000

[...] Monday Contest is already just another hanging [...]

By: Hodink

Hodink — Mon, 15 Jun 2009 22:28:02 +0000

'To put out fire. Put on attractive green hat. Attach hose. Turn on water. Point and ...'

By: William d'Inger

William d'Inger — Mon, 15 Jun 2009 22:24:29 +0000

Dear Hamid,

In spite of Dick Cheney's recommendation, your visa request is denied.

Yours truly,
Leon Panetta

By: elliot

elliot — Mon, 15 Jun 2009 21:40:19 +0000

See what happens if you ignor the "Don't Try This At Home" warnings.