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Under President Obama's call for transparency, photo's have just been released showing the inner workings of the U.S. Mint.

Posted by markm | June 22, 2009 | 07:36 am | Permalink
 

We're sorry, you must make a cash deposit at the next window before you can proceed......

Posted by elliot | June 22, 2009 | 08:22 am | Permalink
 

"Hmmmm; what is this about funds delayed until bailout check arrives?"

"Please check off $1.00 for ACORN and receive $2.00 in tax writeoff."

"We're sorry, this machine is in Chapter 11 proceedings and cannot be accessed for funds."

We're sorry, but your pin number is identical to today's new national debt -please re-submit a different number.

Press 38790830080803009 for English.

Posted by DL | June 22, 2009 | 08:29 am | Permalink
 

The two new voting machine on the left on the left are for the left, the new voting machine on the right is for the right?

Posted by G.A.Phillips | June 22, 2009 | 09:01 am | Permalink
 

The two new voting machine on the left are for the left, the new voting machine on the right is for the right?

oops:)

Posted by G.A.Phillips | June 22, 2009 | 10:21 am | Permalink
 

"WTF? Who decided we needed fortunes in ATMs?"

Posted by Rachel Edith | June 22, 2009 | 11:26 am | Permalink
 

"Overdrawn? How can I be overdrawn? I still have my ATM card!"

/old but funny jokes that somehow don't translate to the 21st century

Posted by Scribe of Slog | June 22, 2009 | 01:08 pm | Permalink
 

Having no luck with the slot machine at the end of the row, Ian moved to the next one. Jackpot!

Posted by Brian J. | June 22, 2009 | 03:07 pm | Permalink
 

* It was at that point that Johnny reflected on the wisdom of using WINDOWS as the OS for the ATM's.

* Video Camera at the ATM: You, too, can be a Porn Star!

* My ATM just asked me if I wanted to go double or nothing!

* A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance

*

* Weird... no Braile on the keys, like the drive up ATM has...

*

Posted by Eric Florack | June 22, 2009 | 03:44 pm | Permalink
 

The two new voting machines on the left are for the left, the new voting machine on the right is for the right?

oops:)

ha ha, I Obamaed up again.....

Posted by G.A.Phillips | June 22, 2009 | 08:05 pm | Permalink
 

"'You will meet a tall, dark, stranger.' Good, fine, as long as he hands me $200 PDQ."

Posted by Hodink | June 23, 2009 | 10:04 am | Permalink
 

The New York times declared Obama's stimulus package a success, citing increased financial transactions.

In Singapore, the term "substantial penalty for early withdrawal" has a whole new meaning.

The problem with traveling around the world is dealing with foreign languages. What does 'Atm' mean?

Posted by yetanotherjohn | June 23, 2009 | 11:17 pm | Permalink
 

Which do you prefer?
A. Wishing
B. Fishing
C. Spanking
D. Banking

Posted by Hermoine | June 25, 2009 | 12:23 am | Permalink
 

Thought Bubble - "For Pete's sake. My wife is a dead woman walking."

Posted by Lasting Magic | June 25, 2009 | 01:09 am | Permalink
 

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