Comments on: Caption Contest http://www.outsidethebeltway.com/archives/caption_contest-402/ Online Journal of Politics and Foreign Affairs Wed, 25 Nov 2009 22:35:01 -0600 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.5 hourly 1 By: Caption Contest Winners http://www.outsidethebeltway.com/archives/caption_contest-402/comment-page-1/#comment-1074461 Caption Contest Winners Fri, 26 Jun 2009 18:02:42 +0000 http://www.outsidethebeltway.com/?p=38237#comment-1074461 [...] Jackpot Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now [...] [...] Jackpot Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now [...]

]]> By: Lasting Magic http://www.outsidethebeltway.com/archives/caption_contest-402/comment-page-1/#comment-1072549 Lasting Magic Thu, 25 Jun 2009 05:09:22 +0000 http://www.outsidethebeltway.com/?p=38237#comment-1072549 Thought Bubble - "For Pete's sake. My wife is a dead woman walking." Thought Bubble - "For Pete's sake. My wife is a dead woman walking."

]]> By: Hermoine http://www.outsidethebeltway.com/archives/caption_contest-402/comment-page-1/#comment-1072541 Hermoine Thu, 25 Jun 2009 04:23:29 +0000 http://www.outsidethebeltway.com/?p=38237#comment-1072541 Which do you prefer? A. Wishing B. Fishing C. Spanking D. Banking Which do you prefer?
A. Wishing
B. Fishing
C. Spanking
D. Banking

]]> By: yetanotherjohn http://www.outsidethebeltway.com/archives/caption_contest-402/comment-page-1/#comment-1071402 yetanotherjohn Wed, 24 Jun 2009 03:17:54 +0000 http://www.outsidethebeltway.com/?p=38237#comment-1071402 The New York times declared Obama's stimulus package a success, citing increased financial transactions. In Singapore, the term "substantial penalty for early withdrawal" has a whole new meaning. The problem with traveling around the world is dealing with foreign languages. What does 'Atm' mean? The New York times declared Obama's stimulus package a success, citing increased financial transactions.

In Singapore, the term "substantial penalty for early withdrawal" has a whole new meaning.

The problem with traveling around the world is dealing with foreign languages. What does 'Atm' mean?

]]> By: Hodink http://www.outsidethebeltway.com/archives/caption_contest-402/comment-page-1/#comment-1070659 Hodink Tue, 23 Jun 2009 14:04:20 +0000 http://www.outsidethebeltway.com/?p=38237#comment-1070659 "'You will meet a tall, dark, stranger.' Good, fine, as long as he hands me $200 PDQ." "'You will meet a tall, dark, stranger.' Good, fine, as long as he hands me $200 PDQ."

]]> By: G.A.Phillips http://www.outsidethebeltway.com/archives/caption_contest-402/comment-page-1/#comment-1069895 G.A.Phillips Tue, 23 Jun 2009 00:05:17 +0000 http://www.outsidethebeltway.com/?p=38237#comment-1069895 The two new voting machines on the left are for the left, the new voting machine on the right is for the right? oops:) ha ha, I Obamaed up again..... The two new voting machines on the left are for the left, the new voting machine on the right is for the right?

oops:)

ha ha, I Obamaed up again.....

]]> By: Eric Florack http://www.outsidethebeltway.com/archives/caption_contest-402/comment-page-1/#comment-1069730 Eric Florack Mon, 22 Jun 2009 19:44:39 +0000 http://www.outsidethebeltway.com/?p=38237#comment-1069730 * It was at that point that Johnny reflected on the wisdom of using WINDOWS as the OS for the ATM's. * Video Camera at the ATM: You, too, can be a Porn Star! * My ATM just asked me if I wanted to go double or nothing! * A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance * * Weird... no Braile on the keys, like the drive up ATM has... * * It was at that point that Johnny reflected on the wisdom of using WINDOWS as the OS for the ATM's.

* Video Camera at the ATM: You, too, can be a Porn Star!

* My ATM just asked me if I wanted to go double or nothing!

* A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance

*

* Weird... no Braile on the keys, like the drive up ATM has...

*

]]> By: Brian J. http://www.outsidethebeltway.com/archives/caption_contest-402/comment-page-1/#comment-1069723 Brian J. Mon, 22 Jun 2009 19:07:11 +0000 http://www.outsidethebeltway.com/?p=38237#comment-1069723 Having no luck with the slot machine at the end of the row, Ian moved to the next one. Jackpot! Having no luck with the slot machine at the end of the row, Ian moved to the next one. Jackpot!

]]> By: Scribe of Slog http://www.outsidethebeltway.com/archives/caption_contest-402/comment-page-1/#comment-1069634 Scribe of Slog Mon, 22 Jun 2009 17:08:37 +0000 http://www.outsidethebeltway.com/?p=38237#comment-1069634 "Overdrawn? How can I be overdrawn? I still have my ATM card!" <em>/old but funny jokes that somehow don't translate to the 21st century</em> "Overdrawn? How can I be overdrawn? I still have my ATM card!"

/old but funny jokes that somehow don't translate to the 21st century

]]> By: Rachel Edith http://www.outsidethebeltway.com/archives/caption_contest-402/comment-page-1/#comment-1069531 Rachel Edith Mon, 22 Jun 2009 15:26:13 +0000 http://www.outsidethebeltway.com/?p=38237#comment-1069531 "WTF? Who decided we needed fortunes in ATMs?" "WTF? Who decided we needed fortunes in ATMs?"

]]> By: G.A.Phillips http://www.outsidethebeltway.com/archives/caption_contest-402/comment-page-1/#comment-1069473 G.A.Phillips Mon, 22 Jun 2009 14:21:50 +0000 http://www.outsidethebeltway.com/?p=38237#comment-1069473 The two new voting machine on the left are for the left, the new voting machine on the right is for the right? oops:) The two new voting machine on the left are for the left, the new voting machine on the right is for the right?

oops:)

]]> By: G.A.Phillips http://www.outsidethebeltway.com/archives/caption_contest-402/comment-page-1/#comment-1069403 G.A.Phillips Mon, 22 Jun 2009 13:01:10 +0000 http://www.outsidethebeltway.com/?p=38237#comment-1069403 The two new voting machine on the left on the left are for the left, the new voting machine on the right is for the right? The two new voting machine on the left on the left are for the left, the new voting machine on the right is for the right?

]]> By: DL http://www.outsidethebeltway.com/archives/caption_contest-402/comment-page-1/#comment-1069366 DL Mon, 22 Jun 2009 12:29:28 +0000 http://www.outsidethebeltway.com/?p=38237#comment-1069366 "Hmmmm; what is this about funds delayed until bailout check arrives?" "Please check off $1.00 for ACORN and receive $2.00 in tax writeoff." "We're sorry, this machine is in Chapter 11 proceedings and cannot be accessed for funds." We're sorry, but your pin number is identical to today's new national debt -please re-submit a different number. Press 38790830080803009 for English. "Hmmmm; what is this about funds delayed until bailout check arrives?"

"Please check off $1.00 for ACORN and receive $2.00 in tax writeoff."

"We're sorry, this machine is in Chapter 11 proceedings and cannot be accessed for funds."

We're sorry, but your pin number is identical to today's new national debt -please re-submit a different number.

Press 38790830080803009 for English.

]]> By: elliot http://www.outsidethebeltway.com/archives/caption_contest-402/comment-page-1/#comment-1069358 elliot Mon, 22 Jun 2009 12:22:37 +0000 http://www.outsidethebeltway.com/?p=38237#comment-1069358 We're sorry, you must make a cash deposit at the next window before you can proceed...... We're sorry, you must make a cash deposit at the next window before you can proceed......

]]> By: markm http://www.outsidethebeltway.com/archives/caption_contest-402/comment-page-1/#comment-1069354 markm Mon, 22 Jun 2009 11:36:14 +0000 http://www.outsidethebeltway.com/?p=38237#comment-1069354 Under President Obama's call for transparency, photo's have just been released showing the inner workings of the U.S. Mint. Under President Obama's call for transparency, photo's have just been released showing the inner workings of the U.S. Mint.

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