Sarkozy: he is so busted, it will be the doghouse for him. With his wife I'm glad it's not me.

"Stimulating!"

Obama: "DAYOM gir-friend, boootay de' stimulea!"

Obama: "mmm mmmmm MMMMMM....testosterone cap n' trade my a$$"

Sarkozy: "B...yer busted"

Obama: "...yeah, but at least that's a 1/2 Lewinsky ass...no B-29 landin' on that!"

Obama thought: "...that ass and those shoes would go good with Michelle's $6,000 purse..."

Barack: {Boooooo-Tay!}

Sarkosy: {Aha, another Bill Clinton.}

Barack: {Whose your daddy?}

Sarkosy: {At least this "wacko" likes little girls.}

So that's the thrill Matthews was talking about.

Obama thought bubble....I got a tingle running down my leg.

Oh, sorry Brian........

Obama"parlay vue...booty up?"

Barack: "When the President does it, that means it isn't illegal."

(Richard Nixon to Robert Frost)

Sarkosy: {?!?!?!?}

Sarkosy:Damn, dudes like staring her ass off....

Bill Clinton is America's first Black president.

Presidential "prudence" continues after a reckless eight years.

Obama: "goooood night...how did Palin's bumber get here...dayng"

Let's see I am supposed to be a foreign affairs expert, lets try a little international relations work in Air Force One.

Hmmm, they told me he was an ankle man!

Sarkozy: "...early onset osteoporosis is not what you think, you take the back 9 and i'll play the front!."

"Like many Americans, I too enjoy the bounty of an ample posterior. About that this administration will not prevaricate..."

Obama's reflexive "Bush-bashing" has begun to show signs of spreading to non-political areas.

As Rahm likes to say, never let a nice ass go to waste.

Excuse me miss, let's get something straight between us.

<a href="http://What a tease! It cost us a trillion dollars to stimulate the President's package."

What a tease! It cost us a trillion dollars to stimulate the President's package.

"It's good to be the king."

First photo:
Sarkozy: Hmm, Obama is distracted by shiny objects.

Second photo:
Berlusconi: These guys are such losers. Horn dogging old women.

or

Excuse me, I think I dropped my briefs. Heh, heh, heh

I both cases I don't blame him at all for looking.

"Note to self -- gotta tell NSA to add her to the satellite surveillance program."

At once, the world tilted sideways as a few million popel lunged for their copy of barry's "What's on my MP3" list, searching for Sir Mix A Lot's "Baby's got Back"

Obama: Oh my God, Nicky, her butt is soooo big.
Sarkozy (breaking into a rap): I like big butts and I cannot lie...

Presidential privilege ... oooh yeah.

I'm tellin you Sarkozy, that's what we call a tighty whitey.

The 40 minute 'rest' back at the hotel that delayed the press conference is explained.

I have always been concerned with the unique situations of women.

The United States has found that under Obama, we share a special interest with France.

Obama agreed to share advanced US military technology in return for the European secrets of 'no panty line'.

Apparently President Obama is an ass man.

Sarkozy: You and I, we no so different, oui?

What are we gonna do tonight brain...Brain...BRAIN!

well, Pinky... I guess it won't be the same thing we do every night which is try and take over the world!

That should put some stimulus in your package.

President Obama contemplates the audacity of a grope.

Hope and change into something more comfortable.

Yes, the economy has definitely bottomed out.

Veni, vidi, man did I vidi.

Alex Delarge: "Vidi well little brother, vidi well."

This is a non-story...msnbc has video that shows that the two pictures that make it look like Obama is oggling the ladies admittedly fine rear-ends are still images that are taken out of context. In fact, it reminds me of that unfortunate still image of McCain during the debates:

Obama : "I could've done with this ass instead of the one I picked to be vice-president."

President Obama tried out his best dance move but she ignored him anyway.

Who's your President?

Schwing!

President Obama takes to heart Nino Brown's advice to Gee Money.

Obama: Ass or Assman... voters want to know!

(Second Photo)
Obama: "Now that's an Eiffel"

Voulez vous, that voodoo that you do so well?

The truth has a well-known liberal bias...

Obama thought bubble:five days.....on a website so I..um..everyone can look it over......

Obama thought bubble: "Jebus...in the last 12 seconds, i've spent more time thinking about strange than the entire congress has spent reading the last three crap sandwiches they passed"

Mmmhmm....I'd like to put my porkulus in her stimulus!

"ARRRRR... There be some booty"

"This one is mine, French Fry."

This is a non-story...msnbc has video that shows that the two pictures that make it look like Obama is oggling the ladies admittedly fine rear-ends are still images that are taken out of context.

No, sir. This is a caption contest, not a 'story.' The 'truth value' of the images used for such is almost always less than irrelevant. Your knee-jerk attempt to debunk in the absence of assertions of fact forces me to suggest the following:

"Had them both, Obie."

"God bless America."