Comments on: Caption Contest

By: Bithead

Bithead — Thu, 20 Oct 2005 01:47:07 +0000

* The steel girdle is the ultimate weapon in the battle of the bulge. See how well it works on this average housewife.

* Matel's newest: Amazon Barbie

* The new Greenware line of clothing; Made almost entirely of recycled beer cans.

* Look, Blacksmiths don't have much work anymore, mate.. we HADDA do SOMETHING....

* I got the idea when going thru a car wash.

By: charles austin

charles austin — Thu, 20 Oct 2005 01:34:50 +0000

Maybe they're right about global warming after all -- it's getting pretty hot in here. "Why, yes, Senator Schumer, I am a strict constructionist. Why do you ask?" "I'll polish yours if you'll polish mine." Under-Armor: the latest in bullet-proof garters, now available from Victoria's Secret. An army of one. The Society for Creative Anachronisms' new recruitment campaign exceeded their wildest dreams.

By: charles austin

charles austin — Thu, 20 Oct 2005 01:17:01 +0000

"Islamic terrorist interrogator Specialist Mandy reporting for duty sir!"

Her hair was perfect.

Democracy! Whiskey! And the other one!

By: yetanotherjohn

yetanotherjohn — Tue, 18 Oct 2005 18:34:05 +0000

After Mier's name was withdrawn, the Bush's latest nominee was warmly received by the senate. While noting that the nominee continued to shield areas of vital interest to the senators, the senators warmly praised her "level of openess not seen in many years". In related news, C-SPAN has seen its largest audiences ever as they followed the nominee's confirmation hearings.

By: dougrc

dougrc — Tue, 18 Oct 2005 17:56:29 +0000

The interrogators at Guantanamo are having to creatively adapt to the new limits on abusive interrogation techniques of prisoners.

By: Don Surber

Don Surber — Tue, 18 Oct 2005 03:22:02 +0000

Um, yea, well give me another hour and I'll come up with a caption. This needs more study. Much more study

By: Bithead

Bithead — Tue, 18 Oct 2005 00:35:18 +0000

* I LOVE a woman in uniform!!!

* The cover picture form the new CD ZAMFIR PLAYS METALICA

* Boy, I wish she'd shuffle off her metal coils

* The new definition of HEAVY METAL

* A bikini built by committee

* An evening gown for the more active woman.

* The only drawback is, she screws up the radio reception when she walks.

* Levi Straus and Company's latest offering is guranteed never to wear out.

* "Why are you wearing black? Nobody's dead." "Wait.

By: Scott T

Scott T — Mon, 17 Oct 2005 20:48:53 +0000

1. All North American, European, and Scandavian men rejoiced in Sweden's adoption of new anti-terrorist measures, to prevent women from wearing suicide vests.

2. Ahh, hmmmm, , aaa, hmmmm. Women, why men need them.

3. Photoshoot: $500 per hour
Hair appointment: $400
Lingire bill: $80
Having her speak in front of Congress: Priceless

By: McGehee

McGehee — Mon, 17 Oct 2005 20:00:53 +0000

(after taking a closer look) "Oh, carp! It's David Lee Roth!"

By: Rachel Edith

Rachel Edith — Mon, 17 Oct 2005 20:00:36 +0000

Miers was out. Twinkie was in. And Twinkie's grasp of constitutional law went unchallenged.

By: bullwinkle

bullwinkle — Mon, 17 Oct 2005 18:52:49 +0000

Bullwinkle's girlfriend is looking for him again. He's probably out with his other girlfriend, the pretty one.

By: Richard Gardner

Richard Gardner — Mon, 17 Oct 2005 17:25:35 +0000

A model presents the "Chastity" dress, designed under a grant of the Administration's Abstinence Program by top fashion designer Notu Nokee.

By: Jim Flack

Jim Flack — Mon, 17 Oct 2005 16:50:24 +0000

No! I'm not "the" Harriet Miers

By: Will Franklin

Will Franklin — Mon, 17 Oct 2005 16:25:30 +0000

Hillary Clinton makes over her image for 2008.

By: DL

DL — Mon, 17 Oct 2005 16:12:33 +0000

LJD

"After retirement, DL just couldnât find anything ot occupy his timeâ¦ until now!"

Sounds like envy LJD!