Comments on: Caption Contest

By: kww

kww — Thu, 27 Oct 2005 23:58:42 +0000

Bill Clinton to Vladimer Putin " So this is your countries idea of hot pussy!"

By: kww

kww — Thu, 27 Oct 2005 23:55:36 +0000

The aging, tranvestite and former stripper showed that she could still do tricks with her pussy.

By: kww

kww — Thu, 27 Oct 2005 23:52:36 +0000

Hmmm cat in one hand pink elephant in the other...what you don't see it?

By: Bithead

Bithead — Mon, 24 Oct 2005 15:31:52 +0000

* I'm telin' ya, he had that cat in the palm of his hand!

* Unfortunately, Mr. Frisky was unable to bury his owner.

* Bill the Cat's more energetic brother, Simon.

* (Adv) Mice Krispies - Breakfast food for the healthy cat!

* It was at this point, Tom understood he'd not been playing his bagpipes at all! He hoped nobody would notice.... but the scratches under the arm were a dead giveaway.

* "My cat will fly across the room and land in that bucket!"

* Alas!, Tom, in his attempt to look his best, had used a little too much hairspray.

* Skinny the cat, doing an athletic manuver called... err.... 'skin the cat'.

* Mr. Dingles had only had a little catnip, or so he said... but he still looked a little stiffer than usual.

By: Bithead

Bithead — Mon, 24 Oct 2005 02:22:56 +0000

Look, Senator Kennedy... the Bread and Circuses thing has already been tried, OK?

By: DaveD

DaveD — Sat, 22 Oct 2005 18:40:13 +0000

The NYT editor, Bill Keller, finally gained access to Judith Miller's cleverly concealed notes on her conversations with Cheney's Chief of Staff, Lewis "Scooter" Libby.

By: Buckley F. Williams

Buckley F. Williams — Sat, 22 Oct 2005 14:58:52 +0000

Clearly misreading the taunts being thrown at him by others, a young Liberace attempts to demonstrate that he is in fact not afraid of p***y.

By: Rachel Edith

Rachel Edith — Sat, 22 Oct 2005 13:06:18 +0000

And then, in a brilliant sleight of hand move, Bush made Miers disappear.

By: McCain

McCain — Sat, 22 Oct 2005 07:10:53 +0000

No signs of intelligent life are found on the other side of the Bridge to Nowhere.

By: Windhamite

Windhamite — Sat, 22 Oct 2005 04:23:07 +0000

Sure, the Democrats may have no new ideas for running the country, but they can sure put on a good show!

By: The Man

The Man — Fri, 21 Oct 2005 20:11:03 +0000

The search for a new FEMA Director is over.

By: yetanotherjohn

yetanotherjohn — Fri, 21 Oct 2005 19:12:49 +0000

You have to ask yourself what sort of person would first think of the idea, have the personality to convince the cat to undergo the training, and then spend the time training the cat. Finally you want to know why someone would waste such talent in this way. But then you notice the clothes and you understand what loneliness can do to an old man.

By: T. Harris

T. Harris — Fri, 21 Oct 2005 16:45:57 +0000

With much excitement and fanfare, the new Democratic Party mascot, "Phil the Puss", is unveiled. The announcement of the mascot's name created an embarrassing moment when Sen. Kennedy, cradling a near-empty Chivas bottle and sitting at a nearby table with an unidentified female, fell out of his chair laughing and yelled, "Don't mind if I do!"

By: Bubba Smith

Bubba Smith — Fri, 21 Oct 2005 06:38:52 +0000

John Tesh balances Jay Leno's Cat on :CBS , : Stupid Pet Tricks from David Letterman's Show !

By: Anodyne

Anodyne — Fri, 21 Oct 2005 02:55:45 +0000

Undercover CIA agent “walks back the cat” to nab the source of the forged Niger memo. Agent says only one person knew to link the color of his pants and the solution to the anagram.